"WET MONKEY THEORY"
DO NOT BE A VICTIM
Start with a cage containing five monkeys.
Inside the cage, hang a banana on a string and place a set of stairs under
it. Before long, a monkey will go to the stairs and start to climb towards
the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all the other monkeys
with cold water.
After a while another monkey makes the attempt with same result, all the
other monkeys are sprayed with cold water.
Pretty soon when another monkey tries to climb the stairs, the other monkeys
will try to prevent it.
Now, put the cold water away. Remove one monkey from the cage and replace it
with a new one. The new monkey sees the banana and wants to climb the
stairs. To his surprise and horror, all of the other monkeys attack him.
After another attempt and attack, he knows that if he tries to climb the
stairs he will be assaulted.
Next, remove another of the original five monkeys and replace it with a new
one. The newcomer goes to the stairs and is attacked. The previous newcomer
takes part in the punishment with enthusiasm.
Likewise, replace a third original monkey with a new one, then a fourth,
then the fifth. Every time the newest monkey takes to the stairs he is
attacked.
Most of the monkeys that are beating him have no idea why they were not
permitted to climb the stairs or why they are participating in the beating
of the newest monkey.
After replacing all of the original monkeys, none of the remaining monkeys
have ever been sprayed with cold water. Nevertheless, no monkey ever again
approaches the stairs to try for the banana. Why not? Because as far as they
know that is the way it has always been done around here.
And that, my fellow monkey, is how ignorant laws and policy
begins.........
By: Americanalltheway
In: Politics, Other
Tags: policy,
Location: United States (load item map)
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So, is Obama the wet monkey, or is he the one reaching for the banana?
Posted Aug-18-2012 ByThe_linguist (129.62) 
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He holds the hose that drenches you apes.
Towel?
Posted Aug-18-2012 Bymytwocents (2365.86) 
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@mytwocents I guess I better kick his ass before he tries to snatch that goddamn banana again.
Posted Aug-18-2012 ByThe_linguist (129.62) 
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Hate to say it but, I'll hold him while you hit him.....dirty yes, and effective.....
you have to clean up the blood...
now gimme a banana!!!
Posted Aug-18-2012 Bymytwocents (2365.86) 
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@The_linguist
Obama's the one screaming "you didn't build that" as he beats the new monkey.
Posted Aug-18-2012 Bymoanranger (246.42) 
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Interesting Theory.
Posted Aug-18-2012 ByDarkSim (113.10) 
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Cool post!
Posted Aug-18-2012 ByDontFeedMyDog (407.10) 
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I found the story interesting.
Posted Aug-18-2012 Bylucidx1 (945.80) 
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I'm taking the elevator, you banana eaters suck.
striving for Political office has lost it's glamour, it's like the first pig to the trough wins.....
MMM Bacon.
Posted Aug-18-2012 Bymytwocents (2365.86) 
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And so, this is why mainstream media, or most of the public, don't question Obama.
Posted Aug-18-2012 Byjoe prole (1635.10) 
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Nice allegory, very good.
Posted Aug-18-2012 Byfortuzero (49.10) 
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...and now everyone thinks they are a person, bound to countless statutes, because it's tradition.
Posted Aug-18-2012 ByTheGlenn (184.16) TheGlenn View Channel Send Message
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Great post
Voted
Posted Aug-18-2012 ByXyBerFuNK (1194.80) 
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YOUR RIGHT FUCK THE GOP SCUM BAG'S
Posted Aug-18-2012 ByJust Wondering (-0.80) 
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Damn - I see all of the fucking flag waving right wing nuts have subscribed to you.
I say GFY!
Posted Aug-18-2012 Bystirgy (2285.50) 
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@stirgy
Awesome comment! Subscribed.
Posted Aug-18-2012 Bysprodge (1337.56) 
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@sprodge thx. I'll return the favor
Posted Aug-18-2012 Bystirgy (2285.50) 
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Did you write this? Good post.
Posted Aug-23-2012 Bypiruly (681.30) 
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@Americanalltheway Are you still in? The Marines btw...
Posted Aug-24-2012 Bypiruly (681.30) 
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@Americanalltheway Ah ok. I did 12 in the US Army (75--87) but I consider all the branches as "brothers and sisters in arms" much respects.
Posted Aug-24-2012 Bypiruly (681.30) 
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I propose a Sprayed-Monkey Amendment to the Constitution.
Posted Aug-18-2012 Bymoanranger (246.42) 
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nice one lol
Posted Aug-18-2012 Bycremation (208.94) 
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