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The Perfect English Smile

Tea, Fags, Sweets and probably Meth = The perfect English Smile!

-- TEETH --

English Teeth, Rotten Teeth!

Decaying in the sun

A part of British heritage

They smell like dirty bum.

English Teeth, Crooked Teeth!

Usually only one.

Breaking off on bits of fish

And sausages half done.

English Teeth! ZERO Teeth!

Hear them chip! and crack!

Let's sing a song of praise to them –

Three Cheers for the Brown, Grey and Black!

Added: Jul-9-2010 Occurred On: Jan-2-2006
By: ButtPestilence
Tags: Teeth, British teeth, dental hygiene, rotten teeth, oral hygiene, humor
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