The Truth Is Out There!: Our Planet Earth Is Expanding

Scientists don't want you to know the truth. This video is conclusive proof that our planet is actually expanding. Inflating like a balloon. Everything you thought you knew about tectonic drift is wrong. Take your child's science book and burn it, for their own good.

I better go now. I have stay mobile, it's dangerous for me, revealing these secrets. I never know who might be watching, or who to trust. And remember, tin-foil hats always go shiny side out.
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