17 FINLAND MANDATES DISCO LESSONS MUST BE TAKEN BY ALL CITIZENS!
(January 15,2010)Helsinki,Finland-Late Friday morning the Parliament of Finland passed legislation making it mandatory that all citizens must take disco lessons or face imprisonment. This comes on the heels of the failed "Finnish Rap Mandate" which did not receive enough votes to pass. To assist it's citizenry in achieving this goal the government has brought in two specialist in the field of disconotomy and polyesterology to begin the immediate training of the poor disco starved people of this beautiful country. The two specialists, Bingdorfinhousen Shmittlebrazin and Delores Klaupermunchin, were caught on surveillance camera providing unauthorized lessons to several members of the Finnish Folks Foutelkrackin, an underground and highly feared group of disgruntled ball room dancers who have been causing havoc by illegally selling mirror light balls, strobe lights and fog machines without the governments permission. The Director of Disconization, Espoo Vantaa said "Eiken bloken dika dika palla chtcha cha boltabola" when asked about these incidents. These mandatory lessons are expected to last until the demand for the Swedish dubbed episodes of "That 70's Show" fall below the demands for the Swedish dubbed episodes of "Gilligan's Island".