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In South Africa we need a fourth pole - one up the thief's ass.
@Asterix In South Africa it would need flame throwers and an electric shock
@Asterix Here in the US, black gangsta thugs would just place it onto the sides of their enormous tire rims where they would blend in.
Here in the US, the white people who invented gangs and illegal drugs would use their invention technique to invent a warhead that would easily destroy it.
@Gorilla Biscuit Iriko must either be black or a mudshark!
@Gorilla Biscuit How bout leave out the "black" and leave it at gangsta thugs? You got a lot of different crime groups here that engage in high end heists--Armenians, Russians, Mexicans, unaffiliated whites, blacks...there are a lot of people in this line of work.
Some bystander is going to sue you when one of those poles suddenly gets rammed up his arse while he's sipping his coffee! Except in San Francisco.
@paulgoss Since when does an American say "arse"? I smell an intruder amongst us. Let me see your birth certificate.
I say teats too. And bunghole.
hahahaha voted ! good ole 50's. today you'd pbly hear from thieves' lawyers... specially if that vertical telescopic rod pierced the thug's foot.
Id hate to see that go off in a car...
@eeep I'd love it...
I need summat like that for my wallet,im sure that cow of a wife of mine dips it when im drunk
If the bag had 20,000 pounds in it... wouldn't it be too heavy to carry anyway? :oD
Seriously though... an electrical stun device which is remotely activated when it gets more than ten feet away from the owner (who's wearing a transmitter/receiver) would be a lot more efficient and practical.
Trapping the thief's hand in the handle might be a nice additional feature though... just for some extra fun while you're waiting for the police. "Now lick the sidewalk"..... *Bzzzzzzt! "Do it!"
@EventHorizon2012 can you see that it's 40's 50's?
Okay... it might need a long extension cord.
I'm predicting some issues with TSA at the airport.
Yeah that's what I was thinking also.
I wonder why this didnt catch on.
Simply remove the shish kabobed pedestrians in three cardinal directions and you're jolly good to go, ol' boy.
Someone give this thing to a midget!
I can see a new show all ready Bait bag.
With a brief case like this u can only wish some1 would steal it :O
@Sam1992 where did get your avatar from its
@Sam1992 cheers for it sam1992
lol, awesome. I'd like to see something similar built into automobiles to keep people from texting while driving.
Lol, that's cool.
looks like a very practical item to me
Sponsored by Mercedes-Bentz
Ahhh those backroom boys.
Off to Dragon's Den I go
might be fun on an airport, where a TSA guy tries to investigate your suitcase
I used to have one of these but some bastard stole it
Dont sit on it
So the thief goes from bag snatcher to triple murder suspect after it impales everyone around him when it goes off.
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