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If you are ghetto dangerous, niggerette is the gum you need.

fight the cravings, and become immersed in "whiteness".

Warning, side effects might include;

well spoken english, loss of libido, loss of appetite (to soul foods only), lack of motivation to rob the corner liquor store, ability to drive while lying down. You may also have adverse reactions to hip-hop music.

There is a slight risk that while holding a hand gun, you may not be able to turn the weapon on its side, and hold it way over you head while trying to aim it at you homies, these conditions should fade with time.

Use only as directed, closely follow instruction if adverse reactions should arise.

*we are not responsible for the loss of revenue to BET television, due to a drop in viewership as a result of use of our product*

*plus, if you hire someone using niggerette, we can not guarantee the quality of performance, as relapse is unpredictable*

Added: Apr-29-2010 Occurred On: Apr-29-2010
By: reaper7recon
Arts and Entertainment
Tags: niggerette, gum, craving, ghetto, satire, comedy, black, blackness, gangsta, ebonics, spoof, products, sales, marketing
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