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Stay on utube ya fucking idiot.
You need to project yourself a fucking comb.
@TOPDECK LMFAO. It needs more help then that.
@TOPDECK haaaaaa !!!
I did an astral projection the last time I had 10 pints of Guinness!
Astral projection?....... Is that like a prolapsed rectum?
@EventHorizon2012 I think that is more like "ass hole" projection.
Damn near killed em..
Lol. I don't even remember the joke anymore... but that's still the best punchline ever.
I think you're getting confused with anal penetration and judging by the look of you, it happened quite often last night lol
You should totally PITB..Asstral Position...
@SENBONZAKURA hahhahaha.. oh man.. You are great! Thanks for the laughs..
@SENBONZAKURA three? four? how many?
@boofhead Don't ask it'll whip out its tinfoil dick.
@boofhead what? christ i must have missed that thank god.
He was brushing his teeth and.....
Sounds more like ASS projecting to me. I think you forgot something on your last trip excuse me ASS projection , its called a brain and you have lost it.
You are an ass projection
Can you astral project a movie onto a wall ?
Tired? Drunk? High?
You're losing your mind, "Steven Venus."
@Foxxie you assume he had one to begin with...
@livelurked Oh yeah... my mistake.
Your not a very good reader are you?
try lsd for guaranteed astral projection
the typical liveleaker. can´t tell the difference between this thing here and papapang
"the drug DMT" says it all and you sir have tried too many times.
BTW - I am not saying astral projection is bullshit, but you give it a bad name as others have mentioned. Now go sit on the beach with your spirit guide and think about what you have done
this is like Frankie McDonald the weather guy from Nova Scotia.
you know you dont actually come out of your body right! its all in the head, like a dream, like taking lsd..... stop being such a sheep and believing everything you read!
the buds must have been real good this morning huh steve
i astralprojected a paintlike something on my wall i layed on the rightside of my head and on my right shoulder, my right arm was tightly under my belly gripping firmly on the leftside of my tummy... furthermore i was leaning on my left foot and on my right knee... my left left arm was rapidly Throbbing my stomach... my third eye started the projection out of my black hole erea... but it took me some hours to do so.
i felt a star changing into a moon ... i lost feeling and conciousness i felt li More..ke totally numb but like in a state of a orgasm ... i think i ejeculated a bit but im not sure ....
ppl steven venus is right astral projection works i looped rey mysterio's booyaka booyaka 619 that helped as well (numbers u know ...)
my wall has a calm brown colour pattern now btw ... THNX STEVEN
i really feel like the emperor of the galacticuniversemilkywaysnickers <3 Less..
Hey Steven! Stop smoking that stuff, it makes you strange!
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