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I just couldn't figure out why porn music was playing in the background, then I realized I was still on XHamster
Thanks, just found a new porn site.
@BloodBathandBeyond I fucking hate when that shit happens....
Try beeg.com (no bullshit) after you've finished masturbating!
@JPD - Redtube
Dont, full of popups.
@Substance79 May god forgive you...heehee.
Satan never sleeps.
@Bridget S true story
@Bridget S Israel never sleeps so yeah
@Bridget S Jesus hates YOU.
@Bridget S god might need to start taking some pep pills then to keep up with satan...how many more candles must suffer?
...AND GOD SAYITH: "MY BAD"!! amen
Can you spot the nervous pedophile?
@Tragedy7 Yes, your selfie in your avatar! Did I get it?
@dilatedanus where the gif from?
He should not be nervous. That's a pedophile friendly environment
LOL. When he puts it back up, and that last one falls off...
Fuckin' comedy gold right there!
he reminded me of George from Seinfeld
@Zerofuxgiven ... lol, that's George alright. :-)
< spinning around >
@Siglund ... LOL
Bet it smells like mothballs, cat food and sadness in that church
I thought those candles were a little slicked up for some reason man, I dunno
@Oreo Speedwagon That place looks and sounds so fucken lifeless, even Satan wouldn't go in there.
Mothballs, cat food and sadness?
Sounds more like a Liveleaker's parents' basement. (Not mine, I'm on the 1st floor)
Yes. And PCP, marijuana and butane gas too.
Thank you, Lord, for the comedy relief.
@Megadeth you're welcome
@TheDarkLord26 Are you saying u r Jesus?
@mmmliveleak don't you swear at me
If you saw him please contact us !-
@cptVLK that guy is not the one who knocked the candle over, he jumped up to catch it, you can see him calling the person who did it as dumb ass at the end.
...completely and totally funny!
This vid would've been even funnier if the priest yelled out "Jesus fucking christ!"
Reminded me of the Police's "Wrapped Around Your Finger" video.
Those were the days, music and all.
@drlivingston You must be old like me. Awesome music from 33 years ago.
@BobLoblawLawBlogger , You beat me to it man...Pastor Gas,first time I heard it, I fell on the floor laughing...
@absolution086 Yep, an all-time classic.
Jesus is laughing his ass off.
lmao - can I use that?
@Zerofuxgiven Fuck yeah mate,knock yourself out.I fucken pinched it from some cunt lol.
ta - it is being deployed as we speak
Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Entertainment. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. Later they ask for money.
All churches are a circus....packed full of clowns.
@trebdare Sounds like edgy atheist bullshit coming from you.
atheist... you nailed it! :)
@PhenomXTD Just realised you down voted me, you little turd! you MUST be one of those clowns.
I say ditch the religion fairytale crap. Just be a good person, contribute positively to society, end of story.
AMEN i mean DAMN RIGHT
Why? If there is no God, then there is no judgment. What's the point of being good? Take what you can, screw whomever you want, and fuck society if they don't like it.
@Siglund We'll I can put it this way too.. What if you're praying to the wrong God?? There are so many other religions what makes you think you've got the right one?? Ill tell you what I believe though..
There may be a superior being in charge of something, but it sure isn't the one mentioned in so many manmade unrealistic childish mumbo jumbo books.
P.s I fail to understand why your god would need to test us knowing billions of us will fail then torture us for infinity.. No thank you ill pa More..ss on such a 'GOD' Less..
Jim Jefferies did a really good sketch on it. Said he wants to go to hell as that's where all the drugs and hookers will be. I'm with him on this one.
@Dr_Goldenshower Or I can use my fucking rights as an American to be religious if I want to.
I think this is more befitting for this vid.
thank you lord for not giving us the common sense to save ourselves
i was expecting a fart
@existentialDread as was I.. even after the candles fell I was thinking "oh any moment now..this is gonna be hilarious" I was disapointed to say the least
Never trust someone in all black.
@GXst I'm already banned from commenting on "those" videos, so I'm keeping quiet on this. :)
.......not even Johnny Cash?
Holy Shit ! Must have scared ALL 4 people at that service
Thank you Lord for the diversion during this most boring of sermons, a good laugh is always appreciated. Amen.
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