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So that's how it actually happened?
@setoguru most ladies start singing that when they see me naked too.
@MajorBS good one
This is almost like an episode of Mr. Bean.
as close to the "real" thing as you can get ...
That's not really Jesus. He doesn't use a harness, he works without a net.
That was good for a hearty laugh.
Haha Monty Python couldn't do it better!
Probably just how it was 2000 years ago and people still believe this fairy tail!
@Theredboys People who are afraid of dying will believe anything. Its the whole reason why religions still exist.
@OgrlsH I wish i could get my friend off the pills, he fucked up his entire life and is still on them everyday
for the sake of my votes i want to make a joke about you needing to wake up from your dream.
that would make me no better then a lot of liveleakers here
however i still think you need to wake up from your dream doesnt mean i condemn your means of getting off the pills. i applaud you for that. but why did you start with the pills couldnt god have come earlier to help you say NO to those pills
why did he make you suffer for so long?
i must say i despise religion.
i actually even HATE More..it.
all that has been done in the history and present and probably future in the name of GOD.
in my opinion if you go to church or mosque or any other religious house you are helping them or even GOD as they claim to commit more atrocities
but if i must believe some philosophers that say GOD is everything.
so god is the chair i am sitting on.
the cow and plants i eat.
but everything also means me and you.
so i say dont put your faith in a deity.
pray to yourself
and judge yourself before judging others
i believe in me.
i have faith in me.
my faith sometimes buckles
my faith is sometimes too strong.
but as long as i believe in me
i can die happily.
now some science.
or do you reject that all together?
people close to death often have otherworldy experiences. much like dreams.
these can feel so real that you could believe that you were in another realm.
but havent you ever had a dream that you woke up from and you had to convince yourself it wasnt real?
so what if you are so close to dying. and so afraid of going to hell. what is the most logical hallucination you are going to get?
thats right, it would probably be about hell. wich is exactly what you experienced.
i have a lot more to ramble on about. if you'd like to hear it just pm me
this is what i believe in
We live in a universe that is infinitely big
that gives unlimited amount of possibilities
so there is no doubt that there are mightier or even almighty beings.
whether they have anything to do with our existence? i dont know Less..
Jesus himself would laugh at that.
Lmao. Stupid ass religions.
@WotWot Dude.. LOL
if this would be mohammed someone is going to get killed
He should've waved his magic wand.
Ahahahahahah... now that was funny!
Well, this just about sums up Christianity :(
Fake: they Photoshopped the eagle carrying Jesus out of the video.
@I am a terrorist state yeah now all the christians go out and kill each other like the muslims do.....
@Gitmo1011 Believers are more likely to commit crimes than nonbelievers. So don't go getting holier than thou. Google it :)
@Gitmo1011 no but the Christians given them lots of ak47 and propaganda to kill each others.. by the way the christian religions aren't that innocent, remember the 100 year wars
lol you gotta love the religious nutjobs from the states
@BCAA wow. what exactly is religious nutjob to you?
@cubanoz123 people in this video for example
@BCAA it's just a church service, with a play. That's hardly grounds for being a "nutjob"
...ow wait.. it is monthy python flying circus..Part of the Holy Grail. sorry
As my mother said: ALWAYS wear clean underwear, you never know what might happen.
@hardqcore no with you, but on you.
i think this is the original 2000 years old version.where did u got the tape?
Well, how can you FAIL trying to reproduce the biggest FAILS of all time..
LMAO!!! Tears rolled!
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