Al-Qaeda nightclub

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owners of the club ISIL (Islamic state of Iraq and the Levant) have reviled future plans to embark on a joint venture with their European partners to open a sister club in London riding on the success of the original club.

"studies have shown that the kind of entertainment we provide with no alcohol, music, or women is exactly what the EU needs right now. plus, potential public executions adds more value to the customers' experiance -as long as they are not the ones being executed-" ISIL.