Baptist Preacher Dies in Masturbation Accident

According to his autopsy report, Rev. Gary Aldridge -- a friend of the late Rev. Jerry Falwell and graduate of Liberty University -- died wearing two rubber wet suits and a face mask, hogtied, with a condom covered dildo up his ass. Police say no foul play was involved. He killed himself in an auto-erotic asphyxiation accident.

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