Michelle Bachmann Meets Her Waterloo... "I Have The Spirit of John Wayne"..... Gacy!

It seems that once again, Michelle Bachman is just a little confused about facts, history, etc..

In a recent interview with FoxNews from Waterloo, Iowa, where she is preparing to kick off her official Presidential campaign, Bachmann told the reporter: "Well, what I want them to know is... just like John Wayne was from Waterloo, Iowa... that's the kind of spirit that I have too. It's really about not being ashamed of America... it's embracing America, loving America, sacrificing for America."

The only problem with Bachmann's comparison of herself to John Wayne (other than the fact that it's a false equivalency).... is that she picked the wrong John Wayne.

You see, the John Wayne who is from Waterloo, Iowa is none other than the infamous serial killer, John Wayne Gacy... who committed the rape and murder of 33 teenage boys and young men between 1972 and 1978. So... yeah, I guess that John Wayne did a lot of sacrificing too.


The John Wayne that Bachmann is no doubt comparing herself to is John Wayne, the actor, AKA "the Duke".... who was born in Winterset, Iowa, not Waterloo.

Now, before all you Bachmann circle jerkers start leaving your apologist comments about how it's just a "slip-of-the-tongue" (one of hundreds), or about how "Obama thinks there are 57 states"... keep in mind that Bachmann is actually from Waterloo, Iowa. One would think that, at the very least, she would be able to get ONE fact right... if it was about her own hometown.

The simple fact of the matter is this... Michelle Bachmann lives in a world where she has all the pertinent "facts" conveniently stored right under her voluminous helmet of hair. No need to research or consult higher authorities... Michelle Bachmann believes it, so it is a fact.

Bottom line... it took me a total of 20 seconds on google to confirm that John "the Duke" Wayne was from Winterset, Iowa, not Waterloo.

If this dumb chunk of Minnesota fence-post can't take 20 seconds to confirm that she is comparing herself to an American icon (a joke in itself) and not a deranged homosexual, pedophile, rapist, serial murder who posed as a clown... then she shouldn't be allowed anywhere near a microphone, let alone the Presidency.

Shame on all of you, who pass over a true American Patriot like Ron Paul, in favor of this know-nothing, empty-headed, religious zealot, make-it-up-as-you-go-along, ignorant, populist fucktard.

If you want to jerk-off to Michelle Bachmann, that's your business.... just don't do it in the voting booth.

America deserves better!


*Let the fun begin. ;o)