Springtime for Petro Poroshenko (PPP), our end goal is Crimea (Victoria Nuland)

Victoria Nuland stated in Odessa that the US expect their Ukrainian agents, the neo-Nazi groups they armed and gave credibility to, to go to war against Russia for Crimea.


President Petro Poroshenko (aka PeePee) is giving a speech to his army of Umpa Lumpas before they march on to Crimea.

Crimea has always been the end goal for president PeePee. PeePee is very angry at Putin for stealing his Gobstoppers recipe and hiding it somewhere in crimea chum bucket.