Almost Killed An Idiot

Yesterday, I was on my way to watch the UFC fight (Macgregor v Aldo) when all of the sudden an idiot tried committing suicide on my vehicle. Luckily I saw the car ahead of me slam on the brakes and I did so as well just in time before he almost became road kill. When I confronted him, he was either drunk or high with little regard to what he had just done. Just another day in Corpus Christi,TX.