Evangelist Cindy Jacobs Says She Cures Insanity With Prayer

Televangelist Cindy Jacobs is a remarkable prophet...that's what she says so you know it is true!

Here she and her followers save the world economy with prayer:

Here God gives her magic spaghetti that multiplies in volume, and protects her shoes and tires making them last forever!

Here she has figured out that bird and fish deaths are caused by the repeal of Don't Ask Don't Tell!

No word on why she apparently refuses to cure her own obvious mental illness.