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Well screw them. Just for that, I'm not visiting any of those places.
I don't care about the rest, I want to see area 51...
If we stormed it, how many could they take down?
You guys get your shit together and I'll grab my binoculars and watch from this Mesa waaaaaaaaaaaay over here...
A cunning plan, my simian friend. Now we'll be able to get the humans themselves to break into Area 51 so we can recover the mothership at long last!!!!
Don't tell everyone, it's a secret!
Oh, right, shhhhhh.
Don't listen to them! there is no secret plan!!!!
PHEW!! that was close!
anyway, we meet in Vegas and depending on the craps table we leave at either six PM or AM...
Be there or be human!
I know, I was only leading him on.... Silly humans, most of them will never even know we were here .... till the armadda arrives.
Three more --
Fort Knox, site of America's gold treasure. So secret no one knows for sure whether it holds gold or not.
The moon, the earth's natural satellite. So remote, it takes billions of dollars to get there and only a small handful of people have ever stepped foot on it.
My house. Even fewer people step foot in it because people suck and I wont allow them in.
You're a dick!
Oh, you already knew that.......nevermind....lol!!!!
@Dick Fabulous even the girls with the feet?
@4-B-10-ZONE No, I suck those at their house, LOL!
Number 11 - My house, you lot of freaks can fuck off, you're not coming here.
Don't think I'd want to visit any of those places anyhow, didn't look like there was much beer or vittles to be had and the bikini clad vacationers were kinda scarce, too.
Nah, too many Mexicans there.
Think I'll stick to the great white north this summer, plenty of beaches and scantily clad girls, even if it only last two months.
Definitely no visit!
There's nothing that says vacation to this old soul like a smoking BBQ, cold beer, a muskoka chair in the sun and a warm bay teeming with ivory-skinned chubby chicks frolicking about in skimpy bikinis, brother, absolutely nothing.
I make sure I spend at least several hours a day for several days doing just that, every summer.
The combo to my girlfriend's chastity belt lock is so secret that I don't even know it.
@USA1 then why's she still your girlfriend?
You should thank me for setting you up for that:-)
That is incredibly funny!
Im surprised my neighbors Bobs backyard is not on the list.
Metro 2 in Russia is very accessible now days.
There are people that take curious extremist there for a trip.
They are called Stalkers... but of course its illegal.
Bet they take blood 24/7.....just in case..
for number 8 - didn't know Alex Jones was one of worlds most powerfull people.
number 9 - was Michael Jackson on top of that list?
number 7 - if you are under 14 ,you are in...
i am intriged about that cave in France.
Very very cool post. Voted.
Number 11 is my wife's biff. Off limits to all who try and enter...!
Ha ha! Beat me to it.
You're just a troll on the roll today, eh, wot.
What about Playboy Mansion? O_o
kind of unsurprising that these places are off limits, and sort of reassuring too :)
What is the Russian place. Is that the Dr Strangelove doomsday machine lol.
most of those are shitty and i wouldnt go there if i could... what about the Church of Our Lady Mary of Zion in ethiopia? it allegedly houses the original Ark of the Covenant. the only person allowed in there is one monk at a time who once choosen cannot leave the church grounds until he dies. mysteriously most go blind and die young... also dulce base in new mexico is more secret than area 51.
@SpaceGhost .. intersting my friend was talking about that the other night ( i was a bit drunk ) his grandfather was a missionary in ethiopia for over 30 years
There is one other place you ain't allowed to visit, and I'm sitting on it.
Gotta laugh at that!
What about your mom's vag? Is that on the list or can I cross that one off?
I was in room 37 at Pyongyang - All they had was crappy Mexican dirt weed.
You missed Mecca.
@AEI there's nothing secret about Mecca is there? Millions of muslims go there every year, the "Haj".
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