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When it comes to the state-of-affairs as exists in so many, allegedly free countries (e.g. the USA), one must consider the results of what has been called the “Lesser Primate Committee Thinking Experiment.” In brief, this consists of:

Start with a cage containing five apes. In the cage, hang a banana on a string and put stairs under it. Before long, an ape will go to the stairs and start to climb towards the banana. As soon as he touches the stairs, spray all of the apes with cold water. When any other ape makes an attempt, again spray all the apes with cold water. Then turn off the cold water, and observe. Do not be surprised if when another ape tries to climb the stairs, the other apes will try to prevent the single ape from doing it even though no water sprays them.

Now, remove one ape from the cage and replace it with a new one. Observe that when the new ape sees the banana and

Added: Mar-7-2008 
By: Juxtaposeur
Tags: monkeys, human race, sociology, international affairs, sociobiology, anthroplogy, humor, comedy
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