2 ASSAD THANKS COMRADE PUTIN FOR ''SAVING'' HIS COUNTY. BREAKS INTO TEARS.
Imagine you are Satan Putin, and one of your needy Demons comes to pay fealty.
This demon insists on crying on your shoulder. You awkwardly pat him on the back.
The camera's click and whir. You are thinking, "I've got Syria right were I want it.
You almost want to break out in your famous maniacal laugh. But you manage to abstain.
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