Porn gang kidnaps Saddam Hussein body double

An enterprising gang of porn producers kidnapped a Saddam Hussein lookalike last week, with the hopes of forcing him to perform in a sex tape that they planned to sell as “found footage.”

Mohamed Bishr that three men in black suits forced him into a van while he was on his way to a cafe in Alexandria, Egypt last Sunday.

“The three men, who had guns hanging from their belts, forced me out of my car and shoved me into a van, hitting my head,” Bishr recalled from his hospital bed.

But he caught a break when the men began arguing amongst themselves and eventually tossed him out of the van.Bishr had earlier refused an offer from an unidentified group that offered him $333,000 to appear as Hussein in a sex tape, according to his son, Mahmoud.

The son said that the group had threatened to kidnap or hurt him if he didn’t comply.

Bishr, a devout Egyptian Muslim, has been been forced to move four times because harassment due to his resemblance to Hussein.

“We asked the police to put special protection on our father, because this has happened to us several times,” Mahmoud said.