79 - One Lucky DUMBASS! -
The one-ball wonder then traveled through a fence and along the top of a storm runoff channel, landing nose-down into the channel.
Mr. Numbnut extricated himself from the car but remained next to his car due to a fear of electrocution from downed power lines. The victim was checked by a firefighter paramedic and was only sore from the impact of the crash. The road remained closed 'til the power lines were cleared from the road.
He was tested and arrested for DUI. Power -remains out- for approx 50 homes.
By: Homer Hart (9271.60)
Tags: Numbnut, One Ball Wonder, The Ball Boy, California, DUI, Drunk driving is bad, M'kay!, Last call, Pour him another, Hiccup..burp..fart..splish (ooops), Ditch, Electric lines, Power outage, Arrested, Entertainment, News, WTF, WTF?
Location: California, USA