Trump Walks Out of Press Briefing After Endorsing Voodoo Doctor

President Donald "Q" Trump proved once again that there's nobody who is too bat-shit-crazy for him to listen to, provided they're saying what he wants to hear. This time, it was Dr. Stella Gwandiku-Ambe Immanuel, a physician from Cameroon, Africa who received her medical training from the University of Calabar in Nigeria.

Yes..... THAT Nigeria.

President Trump retweeted a video of Dr. Immanuel claiming that the medical industry is lying about Hydroxychloroquine not being an effective treatment for Covid-19. Trump said that Dr. Immanuel was "spectacular in her statements" promoting Hydroxychloroquine, and when asked why he would take the word of someone who he had never heard of, he stated, "She was on air, along with many other doctors... they were big fans of Hydroxychloroquine".

Unfortunately for the President, Dr. Immanuel is also full-blown religious lunatic/Voodoo priestess, who claims that many gynecological illnesses are the result of having sex dreams with succubi and incubi and receiving "demon sperm". She has also said that endometriosis, infertility, miscarriages, and sexually transmitted infections are caused by individuals having sex in their dreams with demons and witches. She claimed in 2015 that space alien DNA is used in medical treatments, that reptilians and aliens run the government, and that the Illuminati are using witches to destroy the world through abortion, gay marriage, children's toys and media.

When the President was confronted with the full litany of Dr. Immanuel's bizarre medical opinions, he retreated to familiar territory and claimed to "know nothing about her", followed by abruptly ending the press briefing and meandering offstage. The President later lamented the fact that Dr. Faucci had higher approval ratings than his, and pouted, "Nobody likes me. It can only be my personality."

Well done, Mr. President. Now just think up something outrageous to say about something completely different, and by the end of the news-cycle, no one will even remember that you just fully endorsed the medical opinions of a certified voodoo witch doctor.


By: EventHorizon2012 (5262.28)

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