Father Teaching Toddler To Steal

The security camera doesn't have sound, so the OP made a song you can sing along with:

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Here are the lyrics for the “Baby Shark” parody you guys loved so much. Easily my best work lyrically.

Baby thief
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Stealing milk
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
And some shades
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Baby thief

Daddy thief
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
I’m all good
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Waiting for some money
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy thief

Go outside
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Check on my son
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
He’s all good
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Trained him well

Back inside
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Pull up my pants
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Where’s the bathroom
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Over there

Have to pee
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
And go poo
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Yes I do
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Daddy thief

Mr Clerk
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Watch that screen
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Yep they stole
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
What a piece of crap

Time to pay
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
For those two
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Chocolate milks
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Your son stole

What the heck
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
That’s a lie
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
We don’t steal
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Yes you do

That’s not true
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Where’s the proof
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
I’m no mooch
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
I’ve got loot

Let me see
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
That is fine
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Watch this screen
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Here’s the proof

Milks not free
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Pay me now
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Or you’re screwed
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Four dollars

One two three
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Need more loot
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
That’s too bad
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Get another buck

I’m a douche
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
This is funny
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
You really want that money
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let me check the floor

Well that stinks
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Gotta go see
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
If my wifey
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Has some cash

Wifey thief
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Let me see
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
Check the front seat
Doo doo doo doo doo doo
For that cash

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By: Armchair Separatist (1241.10)

Tags: father of the year,

Location: USA