Making Toilet Paper Moonshine

Let's face facts, gentlemen, ladies.

6 months from now a lot of people are going to be saying to themselves "Holy Crap. I've got 16,294 rolls of toilet paper or in general statistical mileage criteria, I can literally wipe 1247 miles of rectums without even worrying about coming close to running out.”

It’s a dilemma, to say the least.

Well, fear not for I have the solution for .

That’s right.

can make your own booze out of that toilet paper and if the $hit hits the fan instead of your handy hiney wiper paper products (sorry to mix metaphors), YOU can start a brand new bartering business selling your own Toilet Paper Moonshine.

We don’t know what’s coming but one thing is for sure:

People will always be in the market for Adult Beverages.

Get a step up on the competition and whether we’re looking at a Mad Max, The Postman, Night of the Living Dead or even Saturday Night Fever scenarios, know you’ll have a skill that sets you apart and women everywhere will swoon over.

I’m not sure, but maybe this is how the Tabasco people got their start long ago.

(It should go without saying, but I’ll say it anyway that any combinations of Tabasco products and toilet paper? The wise man will steer clear of this idea unless it’s for that bastard down the street who woke you up every Saturday morning at 7AM with his leaf blower, then, by all means, mix away and remember to keep the spirit of giving alive during these troubled times.)

Cheers and see all on the other side at “The Toilet Paper Moonshine Makers Awards Ceremony and Liveleak Ho Down, BBQ and Post Chinese Flu Extravaganza”!

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By: BobWhiteAtNight (7264.10)

Tags: Toilet paper, moonshine

Location: United States