85 Ghastly Holidays!
Dear friends and foes, may I wish you all a super Christmas and marvellous New Year! I shall be dining on roasted Dodo, gold plated vegetables with a gin and rhino infused gravy. Delicious! As I do every year, I will be waiting for Santa to enter my property so that I can shoot the trespassing scoundrel in the face. Huzzah!