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      <title>6 Ways Companies Are Secretly &lt;span class=&quot;highlight&quot;&gt;Screwing&lt;/span&gt; Job Applicants</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 24 Mar 2013 12:03:56 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>By:  Maxmillian Entropy March 18, 2013   766,319 views 

 The world's economy   never came all the way back from the 2008 crash -- unemployment is still at 
 terrifying levels, and there are a hell of a lot of good people still on the   streets. If you have unemployed friends, you've no doubt heard horror stories   about what it's like (or if you're unemployed yourself, you have an even better   view of the horror): nobody's calling back, even for jobs they're   well-qualified for.  So why in the hell is it so hard? Partly because there are a whole lot of invisible barriers standing in your way. For instance ...


#6. One Screwed-Up Interview Can Land You on a Blacklist
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Did you ever really embarrass yourself in a job interview or otherwise make a bad impression on an employer when you were young and stupid? Whether you know it or not, you may very well have wound up on a blacklist for that ... and it might haunt you for years after. And when we say &quot;blacklist,&quot; we're talking about an actual list that recruiters and HR staff keep and share with each other that says &quot;Don't bother even interviewing this person.&quot; If you're on that blacklist, your chances of being hired are about as likely as finally striking it rich with your Etsy store featuring sculptures made with your own feces. 

Although if you actually have shit sculptures, that will probably get you blacklisted as well.

So what does it take to get blacklisted? Any number of things, some of them as petty as applying for too many jobs or having the gall to ask about salary and benefits. And once you land on one company's list, your bad reputation spreads -- HR professionals love to share their lists. For example, take the completely qualified software developer who landed on two different recruitment companies' blacklists at the same moment because one of the HR reps thought he had bad presentation skills. And once you're on there, you're on there for good: Just ask the programmer who's still labeled as an unsuitable hire by a major defense contractor because when asked if he was willing to submit to a drug test, he responded with &quot;Sure! As long as you give me six days' notice!&quot; A dumb joke, to be sure, but six years later he was still blacklisted for making it.

And hell, these days HR people don't even have to step away from their monitors to build their blacklists, since the Internet has turned absolutely everything into a social network. Thanks to places like HR Blacklist, a company can simply pay a small fee to find out if their candidate has been trashed by anyone, anytime, anywhere. Who does said trashing? Well ... you do, apparently. According to HR Blacklist's website, anyone can become an &quot;HR Agent&quot; and begin blacklisting people within minutes:

 

&quot;This job is aimed to experienced HR professionals, with thousands of CVs in their personal database, and with considerable experience in evaluating people. Of course, we will not forbid you to create a HR Agent account, even if you are a newcomer in this area.&quot;

HR Blacklist 

&quot;No, no one would ever abuse this to avenge a petty grudge.&quot; -Man steepling his fingers on the homepage
No way that could ever go wrong. But even if you're not on a blacklist, there's a good chance that ...

#5. No Human Will Ever See Your Resume Before It Goes into the Trash
 

When the unemployment rate skyrockets, it creates a buyer's market for employers -- whenever they post a new opening, they have scads of people scrambling to fill it. Luckily (for them, not for you), most companies these days use applicant tracking system (ATS) software to help them deal with the influx of applications. What this means for you is that your resume very likely will never land in front of human eyeballs. The robot can send it right to the trash if its software decides you're not up to snuff.

 

&quot;We're really looking for someone who's more interested in exterminating all humans.&quot;

These applicant tracking systems receive those countless resumes and automatically parse and sort each one, a process that in the past would have taken untold man hours to do. Think of all the time it saves when they can just have the computer scan the applications and send 75 percent of them directly to the digital shredder.

The Web is rife with checklists on how to beat the ATS and get your resume seen -- how and where to
use keywords, minimizing graphics, and the exact wording to use for your resume's section headers, to list a few examples. So go ahead and add &quot;SEO Expert&quot; to your work experience, because that's what you'll have to be to have any hope of getting your resume in front of a human.

Just how difficult does this make it for job seekers? Ask Russ Wichelman, an engineer and programmer with 30 years of experience in the field. Because Russ never obtained a college degree, he couldn't populate his resume with that one specific key phrase that the companies he was applying to were looking for, and
as a result, Russ basically didn't exist to those companies. Did we mention that he had  30 fucking years of experience?

But at least until the Singularity happens (at which point we'll all be worried less about jobs and more about stocking our personal arsenals), computers simply aren't as capable as humans of inferring your true capabilities based on a couple pages of text. So to sum up, just in case the black shadow of unemployment hasn't made you feel quite shitty enough, technology has gone ahead and reduced your worth to a list of keywords.


#4. A Saint Could Take Your Drug Test and Still Fail
 

With the exception of certain high-profile elected officials, most jobs require the worker to avoid tripping balls while on the employer's dime. And you can't really blame them for that -- after all, companies can't have their delivery drivers pursuing rainbow-shitting dragons along crowded sidewalks or their HR staff using
confidential records to blackmail their employees for crack money.

 

&quot;I'm sorry, your honor, can we get a continuance? I'm blitzed out of my gourd.&quot;

That's all completely understandable, but the problem comes from the way in which employers screen
out the druggies: the good old-fashioned piss test. Otherwise known as the test that gives false positives &quot;at  least 10 percent, and possibly as much as 30 percent, of the time.&quot;

That's right, as much as 30 percent of the applicants being screened out as huge Bob Marley fans are the victims of false positives. But even when the results are correct, they're not exactly painting a crystal-clear picture -- the standard piss test can't tell if you indulged once on a special occasion or if you're in the process of trying to achieve immortality by replacing all of your body's hemoglobin with THC.

The variances are in fact so erratic that experts have difficulty even tallying all the ways to fake a negative or trip a false positive. Here's a short list of some of the things that could end up labeling you as a junkie to your potential employer: poppy seeds, Wellbutrin, cold medicine, tricyclic antidepressants, Zoloft,  uinolone antibiotics, even some AIDS medications.

But if we look past the nuts-and-bolts stuff, there still must be a positive psychological effect -- you'd think that knowing they could be required to pass drug screenings at any time would have to result in lower drug use among employees. You'd think that, but you'd be wrong: Past studies by the National Science Foundation and the American Management Association have shown that drug testing &quot;has been ineffective in reducing drug use and has no noticeable impact on reducing either absenteeism or productivity.&quot;

So if detection is shaky at best and drug testing doesn't even work as a deterrent, why are companies still doing it? According to the CEO of one Fortune 500 company, &quot;It's there for image.&quot; Well, that makes total sense then. We're sure your average unemployed Joe doesn't mind taking one for the team when the end
result is making a multimillion dollar company look a bit better to its investors.

But even if your clean drug test actually does come back clean ...

#3. Their Background Check May Turn Up Crimes You Didn't Commit

 

Submitting candidates to a background check is a routine part of many employers' hiring practices. In fact, according to one survey, &quot;About 93 percent of employers conduct criminal background checks on some applicants,  while 73 percent of employers conduct checks on all applicants.&quot; And it makes perfect sense,
if you look at it from the employers' perspective -- one in four people in the U.S. has a criminal record, and if the guy applying for your open teaching position was once busted for running a sweatshop thinly disguised as a day care, that's something you kind of need to know about.

So what's the problem? Well, a study conducted in 2011 by the National Consumer Law Center revealed that the results of said background checks are often strewn with errors. You see, your potential employers aren't conducting that background check themselves -- and you never know who the hell might be providing that service to them. As the NCLC points out, &quot;There are  no  licensing requirements for criminal background agencies. Anyone with a computer and access to records can start a business; the total number of companies is unknown.&quot;

These unregulated background screening companies are  businesses , and as Merriam-Webster once said, the entire purpose of a business is to make money. And if that means cutting corners that occasionally result in some random innocent guy getting pinned with a brutal rape charge, then by God that's what a business does. We weren't even being facetious there, by the way -- that's exactly what happened to Samuel Jackson (no, not that one) when he was turned down for a job after a background check claimed that he had been convicted of rape back in 1987.  When he was 4 years old .

Why? They got him confused with another guy with a similar name. Whoops! Our bad! 
#2. They're Checking Your Facebook Profile for Party Pics and Spelling Errors
 

In case you needed another reason to worry that those photos you posted on Facebook from your last drunken house party (half-nude, duck lips -- you know the ones) would one day come back to haunt you, here you go: A recent survey showed that 92 percent of employers are checking out your social
networking profiles during the recruitment process. And if you think you're getting around this by not providing links to your profiles, think again, because 73 percent of potential employers will track them down anyway.

What are they looking for, exactly? Well, the obvious stuff: drug use, sexual posts, drunken activity,  My Little Pony  cosplay. But you might be surprised to find out that the biggest sin of all is apparently spelling and grammar errors -- more employers were turned off by the public butchering of the English language than by references to alcohol. If the world needed another reason to abolish textspeak (it didn't), there you go.

But you can just fix this whole mess by not having social networking profiles in the first place, right? Nope -- if nothing comes up for you, that just makes employers think you've got something to hide.
But, but ... that's what privacy settings are for, right? Well, privacy settings don't do you much good when employers don't have any qualms about requiring applicants to provide their Facebook usernames and passwords. Luckily for your swear-ridden, booze-addled (but locked down) timeline, state governments
have started stepping in with laws to prevent such practices.

Of course, this is all just a bunch of statistics mumbo jumbo -- stuff like this doesn't really happen in the real world. Tell that to the female psychiatrist who missed out on a position because she had a tendency to go topless at parties (hey, who doesn't?), or maybe the financial analyst who got blacklisted by a bigtime financial firm in Seattle thanks to his habit of posting drunken photos on Facebook (again, is that not
what Facebook is specifically designed for?). 

#1. Not Already  Having  a Job Prevents You from  Getting  a Job
 

It sounds completely counterintuitive, what with so many qualified people currently out of work thanks to the utter collapse of the economy a few years ago, but for many employers, being unemployed is a gigantic red flag. That means once you've been unemployed for a certain period of time, you get stuck in a Kafkaesque trap where you can't get a job because you don't have a job.

For skilled, perfectly able people -- like the 330,000 long-term unemployed in Illinois alone -- the longer they go without being able to find work, the less attractive they become to potential employers. As John Challenger, CEO of an outplacement firm in Chicago, put it:

&quot;Hiring companies now wonder about whether or not their skills have become less current, about whether inertia has set in, how driven are you to get back to work. They worry that maybe other companies have seen something that they might be missing when they didn't hire you. Employers have some of these kinds of concerns about your candidacy that someone new into the market doesn't have to contend with.&quot;

 


&quot;No other company would have him; what if he has herpes?&quot;



To be fair, it's always been this way -- ever heard the old adage &quot;It's easier to find a job when you have a job&quot;? The difference being that there are now many, many more people looking for work because for years we had an economy where there were millions more unemployed people than there were vacant
positions. Yet employers ranging from small businesses to fast food chains still show this bias against the
jobless, to the point where New Jersey recently passed a law against prohibiting unemployed people from applying for a job, with other states and Congress considering similar ideas. Until such laws become commonplace, though, it looks like your average unemployed person has a laundry list of stereotypes to overcome in order to convince potential employers that they're not filthy bums.

So there you have it, kids: If you are currently hopelessly unemployed and desperately need a job, all you've got to do is  get a fucking job . It's as easy  as that.


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      <pubDate>Tue, 02 Apr 2013 20:59:17 -0400</pubDate>
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      <title>SLOOP'S LATEST COOKING VID....NO SAY.JUST &lt;span class=&quot;highlight&quot;&gt;SCREWING&lt;/span&gt; AROUND.</title>
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      <title>If you are a Veteran this makes you sick..</title>
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      <title>Murphy's Law: Combat Operations</title>
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1.  Friendly fire - isn't.


2.  Recoilless rifles - aren't. 


3.  Suppressive fires - won't. 


4.  You are not Superman; Marines and fighter pilots take note. 


5.  A sucking chest wound is Nature's way of telling you to slow down. 


6.  If it's stupid but it works, it isn't stupid. 


7.  Try to look unimportant; the enemy may be low on ammo and not want to waste a bullet on you. 


8.  If at first you don't succeed, call in an air strike. 


9.  If you are forward of your position, your artillery will fall short. 


10.  Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than yourself. 


11.  Never go to bed with anyone crazier than yourself. 


12.  Never forget that your weapon was made by the lowest bidder. 


13.  If your attack is going really well, it's an ambush. 


14.  The enemy diversion you're ignoring is their main attack. 


15.  The enemy invariably attacks on two occasions: 


       a.  When they're ready. 


       b.  When you're not. 


16.  No OPLAN ever survives initial contact. 


17.  There is no such thing as a perfect plan. 


18.  Five second fuses always burn three seconds. 


19.  There is no such thing as an atheist in a foxhole. 


20.  A retreating enemy is probably just falling back and regrouping. 


21.  The important things are always simple; the simple are always hard. 


22.  The easy way is always mined. 


23.  Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy other people to shoot at. 


24.  Don't look conspicuous; it draws fire. For this reason, it is not 
at all uncommon for aircraft carriers to be known as bomb magnets. 


25.  Never draw fire; it irritates everyone around you. 


26.  If you are short of everything but the enemy, you are in the combat zone. 


27.  When you have secured the area, make sure the enemy knows it too. 


28.  Incoming fire has the right of way. 


29.  No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection. 


30.  No inspection ready unit has ever passed combat. 


31.  If the enemy is within range, so are you. 


32.  The only thing more accurate than incoming enemy fire is incoming friendly fire. 


33.  Things which must be shipped together as a set, aren't. 


34.  Things that must work together, can't be carried to the field that way. 


35.  Radios will fail as soon as you need fire support. 


36.  Radar tends to fail at night and in bad weather, and especially during both). 


37.  Anything you do can get you killed, including nothing. 


38.  Make it too tough for the enemy to get in, and you won't be able to get out. 


39.  Tracers work both ways. 


40.  If you take more than your fair share of objectives, you will get more than your fair share of objectives to take. 


41.  When both sides are convinced they're about to lose, they're both right. 


42.  Professional soldiers are predictable; the world is full of dangerous amateurs. 


43.  Military Intelligence is a contradiction. 


44.  Fortify your front; you'll get your rear shot up. 


45.  Weather ain't neutral. 


46.  If you can't remember, the Claymore is pointed towards you. 


47.  Air defense motto: shoot 'em down; sort 'em out on the ground. 


48.  'Flies high, it dies; low and slow, it'll go'. 


49.  The Cavalry doesn't always come to the rescue. 


50.  Napalm is an area support weapon. 


51.  Mines are equal opportunity weapons. 


52.  B-52s are the ultimate close support weapon. 


53.  Sniper's motto: reach out and touch someone. 


54.  Killing for peace is like screwing for virginity. 


55.  The one item you need is always in short supply. 


56.  Interchangeable parts aren't. 


57.  It's not the one with your name on it; it's the one addressed &quot;to whom it may concern&quot; you've got to think about. 


58.  When in doubt, empty your magazine. 


59.  The side with the simplest uniforms wins. 


60.  Combat will occur on the ground between two adjoining maps. 


61.  If the Platoon Sergeant can see you, so can the enemy. 


62.  Never stand when you can sit, never sit when you can lie down, never stay awake when you can sleep. 


63.  The most dangerous thing in the world is a Second Lieutenant with a map and a compass. 


64.  Exceptions prove the rule, and destroy the battle plan. 


65.  Everything always works in your HQ, everything always fails in the Colonel's HQ. 


66.  The enemy never watches until you make a mistake. 


67.  One enemy soldier is never enough, but two is entirely too many. 


    68. A clean (and dry) set of BDU's is a magnet for mud and rain.


69.  The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it. 


70.  Whenever you have plenty of ammo, you never miss.  Whenever you are low on ammo, you can't hit the broad side of a barn. 


71.  The more a weapon costs, the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired. 


72.  The complexity of a weapon is inversely proportional to the IQ of the weapon's operator. 


73.  Field experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 


74.  No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill. 


75.  If enough data is collected, a board of inquiry can prove anything. 


76.  For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism. (in boot camp) 


77. Air strikes always overshoot the target, artillery always falls short. 


78.  When reviewing the radio frequencies that you just wrote down, the most important ones are always illegible. 


79.  Those who hesitate under fire usually do not end up KIA or WIA. 


80.  The tough part about being an officer is that the troops don't know
 what they want, but they know for certain what they don't want. 


81.  To steal information from a person is called plagiarism. To steal 
information from the enemy is called gathering intelligence. 


82.  The weapon that usually jams when you need it the most is the M60. 


83.  The perfect officer for the job will transfer in the day after that billet is filled by someone else. 


84.  When you have sufficient supplies &amp;amp; ammo, the enemy takes 2 
weeks to attack.  When you are low on supplies &amp;amp; ammo the enemy 
decides to attack that night. 


85.  The newest and least experienced soldier will usually win the Medal of Honor. 


86.  A Purple Heart just proves that were you smart enough to think of a
 plan, stupid enough to try it, and lucky enough to survive. 


87.  Murphy was a grunt. 


88.  Beer Math --&amp;gt; 2 beers times 37 men equals 49 cases. 


89.  Body count Math --&amp;gt; 3 guerrillas plus 1 probable plus 2 pigs equals 37 enemies killed in action. 


90.  The bursting radius of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jumping range. 


91.  All-weather close air support doesn't work in bad weather. 


92.  The combat worth of a unit is inversely proportional to the smartness of its outfit and appearance. 


93.  The crucial round is a dud. 


94.  Every command which can be misunderstood, will be. 


95.  There is no such place as a convenient foxhole. 


96.  Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last and don't ever volunteer to do anything. 


97.  If your positions are firmly set and you are prepared to take the enemy assault on, he will bypass you. 


98.  If your ambush is properly set, the enemy won't walk into it. 


99.  If your flank march is going well, the enemy expects you to outflank him. 


100.  Density of fire increases proportionally to the curiousness of the target. 


101.  Odd objects attract fire - never lurk behind one. 


102.  The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to carry out. 


103.  The self-importance of a superior is inversely proportional to his
 position in the hierarchy (as is his deviousness and mischievousness). 


104.  There is always a way, and it usually doesn't work. 


105.  Success occurs when no one is looking, failure occurs when the General is watching. 


106.  The enemy never monitors your radio frequency until you broadcast on an unsecured channel. 


107.  Whenever you drop your equipment in a fire-fight, your ammo and 
grenades always fall the farthest away, and your canteen always lands at
 your feet. 


108.  As soon as you are served hot chow in the field, it rains. 


109.  Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do. 


110.  The seriousness of a wound (in a fire-fight) is inversely proportional to the distance to any form of cover. 


111.  Walking point = sniper bait. 


112.  Your bivouac for the night is the spot where you got tired of marching that day. 


113.  If only one solution can be found for a field problem, then it is usually a stupid solution. 

114. Radios function perfectly until you need fire support.

115. What gets you promoted from one rank gets you killed in the next rank.

116. Odd objects attract fire. You are odd.

117. Your mortar barrage will put exactly one round on the intended target. That
round will be a dud.

118. Mine fields are not neutral.

119. The weight of your equipment is proportional to the time you have been
carrying it.

120. Things that must be together to work can never be shipped together.

121. If you need an officer in a hurry take a nap.

122. The effective killing radius is greater than the average soldier can throw
it.

123. Professionals are predictable, its the amateurs that are dangerous.

124. No matter which way you have to march, its always uphill.

125. The worse the weather, the more you are required to be out in it.

126. The quartermaster has only two sizes, too large and too small. (or &quot;on 
    order&quot;)

127. The only time suppressive fire works is when it is used on abandoned
positions.

128. When a front line soldier overhears two General Staff officers conferring,

he has fallen back too far.

129. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer
to do anything.

130. If at first you don't succeed, then bomb disposal probably isn't for you.

131. Any ship can be a minesweeper . . . . once.

132. Whenever you lose contact with the enemy, look behind you.

133. If you find yourself in front of your platoon they know something you
don't.

134. The seriousness of a wound (in a firefight) is inversely proportional to
the distance to any form of cover.

135. The more stupid the leader is, the more important missions he is ordered to
carry out.

136. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not your friend.


137  When the enemy is closing, the artillery will always be to long

    138  Smart bombs have bad days too.

    139  Uncrating and assembly instructions are always inside the crate.

    140  If you have a personality conflict with your superior:  he has the 
    personality, you have the conflict.

    141 

If you enter the CO's Presence with an idea, you will leave his 
    Presence with the CO's idea.

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      <title>Philly considers mandatory 2 year sentence for illegal gun possession</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 07 Apr 2013 03:49:21 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>The Philadelphia Inquirer



On a day when Connecticut and Maryland legislators ushered in historic new gun laws, a bipartisan lineup of Pennsylvania legislators and law enforcement officials put forth a bill that would slap an added mandatory two-year prison term on anyone caught with an illegal firearm - but only in Philadelphia.



&quot;This is not about gun control,&quot; Philadelphia District Attorney Seth Williams said Thursday, flanked by politicians and officials from the city and suburbs. &quot;People who carry guns illegally are the people who are shooting people, murdering people, pistol-whipping people, threatening witnesses. . . . We need a game-changer here in Philadelphia.&quot;



Democratic State Sen. Larry Farnese, who cosponsored the bill with Republican Rep. John Taylor, said the city that both men represent is in the throes of &quot;an epidemic of gun violence&quot; and that law enforcement agencies have long requested stricter gun laws.



&quot;No more BS,&quot; Farnese said. &quot;No more screwing around. . . . This has to happen.&quot;



Taylor described the bill as &quot;a crime-fighting tool&quot; and said he and Farnese would work to get it to Gov. Corbett's desk as soon as possible.



Two suburban Republican district attorneys, Montgomery County's Risa Vetri Ferman and Delaware County's John Whelan, both supported the bill, saying that criminals arrested in their counties often committed earlier gun crimes in Philadelphia.



&quot;I have no doubt that a safer Philadelphia is a safer Delaware County,&quot; Whelan said.



State Sen. Stewart Greenleaf, Republican chairman of the judiciary committee, said Thursday that he supports the idea of increasing the grading of the crime from a misdemeanor to a third-degree felony, but has concerns about the application of mandatory minimums.



&quot;We need to do something about the issue of violent crime in Philadelphia,&quot; said Greenleaf, whose committee will review the bill. &quot;But generally, I don't support mandatory minimum sentences, because they are difficult to apply. You can have an egregious straw purchaser with 20 guns sales on the one hand, or someone whose license to carry has expired and is otherwise an upstanding citizen getting the mandatory minimum.&quot;



Williams said Thursday that the bill targets only those who buy or possess guns illegally.



The backdrop for the announcement was the headquarters of the Philadelphia Police Department, which last year arrested about 1,000 people for illegal gun possession. Eighty-five percent of Philadelphia's 331 homicides last year were committed with guns, Williams said, and not one of those firearms was obtained legally.



In light of those facts, the Democratic district attorney said, the bill should not be considered controversial.



Indeed - the proposal outlined Thursday is markedly less far-reaching than the gun law Connecticut Gov. Dannel P. Malloy signed Thursday, which tightens restrictions on assault weapons and requires universal background checks for every gun purchase. The bill was that state's response to the December elementary-school shooting in Newtown, a massacre that prompted a national discussion about gun laws.



Legislators in Maryland, meanwhile, passed a bill that would ban the sale of assault-type weapons, set a limit on ammunition magazines, and require fingerprints and a license to buy a handgun.



And in Colorado, the site of two of the worst mass shootings in the nation's history, lawmakers recently passed a bill requiring background checks for all purchases, as well as one that limits the size of magazines. This week President Obama visited the state to highlight its laws, describing Colorado's efforts as proof that &quot;there doesn't have to be a conflict between protecting our citizens and protecting our Second Amendment rights.&quot;



Pennsylvania, with its thousands of licensed hunters, has long been one of the most pro-gun states in the east, with strong National Rifle Association membership and GOP majorities in both chambers of the legislature that take seriously their NRA ratings. In the vast western territory outside the urban and suburban parts of the state, politicians in both parties have historically opposed gun control.



But in the post-Newtown world there have been signs of a gradual shift, including a recent Franklin and Marshall College poll that found 43 percent of registered Pennsylvania voters favor enacting more laws to regulate gun ownership.



Shira Goodman, executive director of CeaseFirePA, which lobbies for tougher gun limits, said she was optimistic about the chances that the Philadelphia bill will be passed.



&quot;It would be hard for people to be against this,&quot; she said.



Even so, state House Majority leader Mike Turzai (R., Allegheny) said Thursday through a spokesman that he feels Pennsylvania's existing gun laws are working.



&quot;Looking at statistics from Pennsylvania State Police data, while there has been a steady increase in gun ownership, there has been a steady decrease in violent crime,&quot; said his spokesman, Steve Miskin.



The NRA's Pennsylvania lobbyist, John Hohenwarter, said he has not yet reviewed the bill, but said he thought gun laws should be consistent throughout the state. He also voiced concerns about innocent gun owners being targeted.



&quot;The NRA has consistently supported measures that target criminals,&quot; he said. &quot;However, we don't want to unintentionally throw the same net over law-abiding citizens.&quot;



Goodman said she hopes the proposed Philadelphia bill will open the door for similar laws to be sought in other cities, as well as for broader changes in state law.



&quot;Harrisburg has to take some action on behalf of the communities they represent,&quot; she said, &quot;and we can use this as a starting point. It cannot remain OK to do nothing.&quot;</description>
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      <title>Detroit Preacher Throws Race Card In Emergency Manager Conflict</title>
      <pubDate>Tue, 26 Mar 2013 09:48:22 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>EFM Protestors gather, Rev. Edwin Rowe talks racism and economy

Read more:  http://www.myfoxdetroit.com/story/21786242/protestors-gather-rev-edwin-rowe-talks-racism-and-economy#ixzz2OeYQqasc 
DETROIT (WJBK) -Fox 2's Maurielle Lue reports protestors are still gathering, waving flags and signs against Detroit's new EFM (Emergency Financial Manager). Despite the snow and chilly temperatures, the protest was strong for more than half an hour.

Lue talked with Reverend Edwin Rowe after his speech and he still had a lot to say.

Rev. Rowe says an Emergency Financial Manager should not be in the city of Detroit. It is a symbol of denial of the vote of the people, not just people of color, but Reverend Rowe's vote as well, since he lives in the city. 

According to Rowe, the justice department should be out in Detroit, the same way they were in Mississippi when the vote was denied. He believes that the majority of people of color in the state of Michigan are now under an emergency dictator. Rev. Rowe says the 250,000 people who voted against the EFM were all ignored.

Rowe: &quot;The legislature just came up with another law to completely throw off the people. It's all about voter rights. If the state of Michigan wanted to help Detroit, it would be sitting down with the same banks that we gave billions of dollars to, to help us stay in our homes.&quot;

Rev. Rowe says now they want the banks want to be paid first. When emergency managers came into Pontiac, they sold the whole city. The number of 650 employees was reduced to 50 employees. They sold the parking meters and are already trying to sell the library.

&quot;So, when you steal people's vote and then you steal people's money, and then you steal people's assets out of their city, you have completely raped the people, and it is white racism, it is economic exploitation, and it is illegal and immoral,&quot; said Reverend Edwin Rowe. &quot;One more time again, we are screwing people who need to be helped, and helping people who are already rich.&quot;</description>
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      <title>4 Ways You Can Tell the Economy Still Sucks </title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 06 Mar 2013 04:19:10 -0500</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>Hitler_Is_Amazing</dc:creator>
      <description>By: Gladstone 

Toward the end of Bush's second term and all through Obama's, America (and the world) has been in economic decline. People like to point to various statistics on growth, employment, and inflation, but ultimately, all those amount to nebulous ink blot tests, sending ever-changing (and sometimes conflicting) signals. More telling than any graph or testimony from the Fed are the economic indicators we see every day, which tell us that nothing has gotten any better for about five years.

 
Good thing five years is the wood anniversary, because in this economy, most presents will come from IKEA.

 #4. Sneaky Job Listings 
Despite all the hard times, there are still some people lucky enough not to be affected by the economy and stupid enough not to keep their mouths shut. They say things like &quot;I don't know what everyone's talking about. I see plenty of job listings online.&quot; And then the conversation is over. Point proven. Success is out there waiting for you, they believe. You just gotta grab it! But I'd suggest that these folks take a closer look at the job listings they're touting, because they're not invitations to a brighter future, but proof of nothing other than corporate America's creativity in turning a profit.

There has never been and will never be a depression so bad that businesses can't come up with a listing:

&quot;Fortune 500 company seeks energetic individual to assist in cutting costs and reducing overhead by ... murdering half our employees.&quot;

 
&quot;Says here you must be proficient in wielding blunt instruments and Microsoft Excel.&quot;

Or sometimes they'll combine two jobs in the hopes of hiring one new guy to replace two older employees, even if the jobs have nothing to do with each other:

&quot;Seeking Industrial Chemist/Panini Chef. Must be able to synthesize complex chemical compounds and make those adorable little sandwiches we like for the company picnic.&quot;

Creating jobs and sustainable careers is the hard part. Listing jobs is easy, and any close review of what's really being offered (or not offered) tells you far more about the economy than the number of entries on Monster.com.

 #3. Food Keeps Shrinking 
One of the biggest signs of economic hardship is the hardest to see. That's because it's shrinking. Specifically, food is shrinking: boxes of pasta, cans of tuna fish. Increasingly, you're getting less food for the same money. The cost of  raw materials  is up, but with high unemployment, food companies are hiding the screwing you're getting, because increased prices would just lead to riots.



 

Hidden screwing is not like a sexy game of hide and seek.

For example, when I was a kid, you could make at least two full sandwiches from a can of tuna and have extra left over for some crackers. Today?
 

 Pictured above: parent feeding child a full can of tuna. 

So I guess my point is that politicians can point to their pie charts in an attempt to prove that the economy is on the mend, but odds are that pie no longer feeds a family of five.

 #2. Politicians Keep Playing to the Extremes Because There Are No Answers for the Majority in the Middle. 

I'm not going to blow anyone's doors off by taking the controversial position that most politicians spend their careers spewing mindless rhetoric about the economy. We all know that. But these days, the rhetoric -- still mindless -- just seems more polarized and impotent than ever.

You know who's not complaining more about the economy in the last five years? The very poor. Why? Because from the start of time, the very poor have been getting screwed. This is nothing new to them. And what about the very rich? Well, no doubt they've suffered losses, but for the kind of rich I'm talking about, they've been affected by how much of an estate they will be leaving their great-grandchildren. The people who've noticed the biggest change in the last five years are those in between.

Politicians call that the &quot;middle-class squeeze,&quot; and that's about all they have to say about it, because they have nothing to offer. Instead, they stress their policy at the extremes. Republicans push for tax breaks for the very rich, while Obama comes forth with a plan to increase the minimum wage for the very poor.

 

&quot;And cleaner streets for the homeless!&quot;

A riot of the disenfranchised is brewing. More middle-class Democrats will soon not forgive Obama's minimum wage rhetoric just because he says the right things about gays and women's reproductive rights. An increasing number of middle-class Republicans will stop accepting that their party pushes tax breaks they're not rich enough to receive simply because the GOP is better friends with Jesus. People are getting fed up, and if there's a middle-class squeeze, it's because most of the hard-working Democratic and Republican voters are being shoved together in a desperate attempt to avoid the crap their parties are spewing at the extremes.

#1. Socialism Is Seeming Less ScaryI have a friend who listens to a lot of conservative talk radio, and consequently, he sometimes says very foolish things. He'd been hearing a lot about how America isn't America anymore because we're becoming a more socialist nation. Now, typically, when conservatives say that, it's meant to scare Americans into fearing the death of everything America stood for: freedom, capitalism, and the American dream. And typically, when they go down that road, the Obama leftist pinko rhetoric starts to fly, but that's not where my friend was going with this.

He sees people willingly embracing increasingly more socialist notions of government assistance -- even being OK with being taxed for it -- and his natural conclusion is that America is getting less selfish. That we are caring about our neighbors more than ever before. My friend, of course, is wrong. America will never be that. Most of the world is not like that either. That's why, when you hear stories of people in Denmark and such hiding Jews during the Holocaust, you just kind of stop and stare at that kind of person who is something beyond holy. It's something we almost have no frame of reference for.

 
Much like the success of the band fun., it just makes no sense.
No, people are not getting better. People are getting more scared. People are realizing that the system is broken. Maybe it was always a lie, but it used to be a lot easier to shake your head at failures and say, That could never be me. That guy with no house and no money ... he must be lazy or stupid. He must have embezzled or abused drugs. There must be a reason he has nothing. But more and more today, we see people with two degrees and no money. We see people who undertook student loan debt, leveraging their future for jobs that simply don't exist to pay off that debt. We see white-collar professionals nickel and dimed into blue-collar existences. There are good people who've lost their homes and self-respect. The world has gotten so hard for so many that we know it can happen to us.

If Americans are less scared by the notions of bigger government and taxes providing safety nets against the abuses of capitalism, it's not because we care more about our neighbors. It's because we're scared for ourselves. These days, being taxed for social programs seems a lot more like purchasing an insurance policy for the day you draw the short straw in a rigged game. But that might look like human compassion, and I can see why my friend was confused. In any event, you'll know that the economy's actually getting better when everyday Americans start dumping on the poor again.



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      <title>&lt;span class=&quot;highlight&quot;&gt;Screwing&lt;/span&gt; With Seagulls</title>
      <pubDate>Wed, 14 Sep 2011 02:51:05 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>Poor Dumb Bastards.</description>
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      <title>Liberals are finaly starting to get it: Obama's &lt;span class=&quot;highlight&quot;&gt;screwing&lt;/span&gt; them too!</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 17 Jun 2011 18:54:51 -0400</pubDate>
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      <pubDate>Tue, 31 Jul 2007 20:53:05 -0400</pubDate>
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