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      <title>MONSANTO, BEES AND ROUNDUP</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 28 Apr 2013 21:03:31 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>I wanted to write about the march and encourage all of you to get involved with the march in anyway you can, but I realized after looking at the weeds coming up in my garden that I wanted to explain Monsanto's Roundup and my dealings with it.  
    I  remembered using it years ago in so many ways,  from driveway cracks, spot spraying in my vegetable garden and my flower beds.  I can say over the past 30 years I myself have used about  10,000 gallons of it in one way or another.  I used it in our park systems for weed control with a backpack sprayer, using it on fields with 500 gallon tanks with booms spraying weeds along the farm roads, spraying along 5 acre  fields that were planted with the intention of selling those vegetables to the public. 
     It did not really hit me until a few years back when I saw the real damage that Roundup does to the environment. I sprayed along a 5 mile fence line to control the weeds that were growing up into it. I came back the next day to do some spot spraying and was having my lunch at the halfway point.  I looked down to see how the spray was taking when I noticed the other things I was killing. 
     I noticed the Milkweed, Goldenrod, Joe Pye Weed, Phlox, Dogbane, and Asters just to name a few, they were dying right in front of my eyes.  I could see their leaves starting to droop and welt, and I was the one who killed them.  Oh some might say that its just a small amount, but if you look at the land that we have torn up to farm and what is left for the native plants, well that was not right.  I looked at the bees and the Monarchs that were all around me and I was the one who just killed their food source.
     That night I started to look into the effects of Roundup on the environment and the damage that it does, it blew my mind how much more Roundup does than just kill the weeds.  Monsanto's Roundup is killing off parts of the food chain, that DOES affect us!  It kills the plants that feed the insects, it kills the insects that feed the birds and other animals, it kills our environment, Monsanto's Roundup kills us!
     Being in the nursery business I see Roundup being used in so many applications and I have talked to homeowners that use illegally  along their shoreline, homeowners that over spray it to kill shrubs, homeowners that don't dilute it so they can kill the plant faster.  I have seen people use it not diluted to kill Buckthorn with a hand pump sprayer not realizing the drift of the spray and what it does.
     Now here is more about Monsanto and why they have Farmers use Roundup on their crops which we eat. Monsanto has genetically engineered certain crop seeds, such as soybeans, beets, cotton and corn, to be resistant to Roundup and suffer no ill effects from the herbicide. This allows the crops to be doused with the herbicide for weed control without killing the crop itself.  Can you imagine the amount of Roundup Monsanto sells to cover all those millions of acres of farmland alone?
     Almost half of Roundup --- 41 percent --- is glyphosate, a broad-spectrum, non selective herbicide. It can kill all kinds of plants, including perennials and grass, by being absorbed through the leaves and stalk tissue. Once in the plant, it inhibits amino acid metabolism throughout the entire system, causing the plant to slowly die. It should be kept away from ponds, lakes, rivers and all water systems, as it is highly toxic to aquatic animals.   I'll translate this, Roundup will kill any plant up to 1/4 inch in diameter  and if not diluted will kill a plaint up to a half inch in diameter.
     France's highest court has ruled that U.S. agrochemical giant Monsanto had not told the truth about the safety of its best-selling weed-killer, Roundup. The court confirmed an earlier judgment that Monsanto had falsely advertised its herbicide as &quot;biodegradable&quot; and claimed it &quot;left the soil clean.&quot; Roundup is the world's best-selling herbicide.  Roundup's main ingredient, is classed as &quot;dangerous for the environment&quot; by the European Union.
     If you must kill weeds on those cracks and in your flower beds consider using Vinegar, and put a cone over it to spot spray.  The rate would be 1/4 cup of Vinegar to one gallon of water, but mulch your flower and vegetable beds to suppress weeds, that alone will take care of your weed problem.

     So there you go, the reason I stand and march against Monsanto, you might have yours and I would love to hear why you are marching.  Please send me an email, mark@mngardens.com and I would like to post those stories here on this blog so you can see all the reasons people are marching.   
Thanks,  Mark</description>
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      <title>Plated Cumberland Sausage Meal</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 21 Apr 2013 17:49:06 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>Yesterday I made the Cumberland sausage and let it rest overnight.  Here it is in the skillet getting ready to bake at 350F for 30-45 minutes.  This the first I time I have baked a sausage and was looking forward  to trying the technique.  The cast iron skillet is perfect for the job.
 

While the sausage was cooking I made the onion gravy.  It is very close to a French Onion soup and I wanted to caramelize the onions but I stayed true to the recipe and resisted.  My only addition was some Worcestershire sauce.

 

A few potatoes boiling to be mashed right before serving.

 

After the sausage was done baking I put it on a burner on high heat to quickly brown the bottom and then put it under the broiler in the oven to brown the top.  It came out just right.

 

The gravy perfectly complemented the sausage and you can't go wrong with gravy and mashed potatoes.  The broccoli help offset the guilt from eating a somewhat high fat meal.

 

All in all this was a pretty easy meal to make.  The sausage in the oven doesn't need any attention and neither do the boiling potatoes.  The gravy needs limited supervision so you don't brown the onions.  My wife and I really enjoyed it and we enough leftover for another meal. 
 Thanks to  pigshead  for the inspiration and recipe for the sausage! 

  Cumberland Sausage   http://www.greatbritishkitchen.co.uk 

This famous sausage is usually presented coiled up like a long rope and often bought by length rather than weight. It is at its best when baked whole.
Ingredients
450 Gram Shoulder of pork, boned and skinned, cut into strips (1 lb)
175 Gram Hard back pork fat, cut into strips (6 oz)
1/2 Rasher Smoked bacon, cut into strips
1/2 Teaspoon Nutmeg
1/2 Teaspoon Mace
25 Gram White breadcrumbs, soaked in 8 tbsp hot water (1 oz)
Sausage skins
Method
Makes about 675g (1 1/2 lb)

Coarsely mince the pork, fat and bacon, then mince with a medium blade. Add the spices and breadcrumbs and mix well. Set aside, covered.

Rinse the salt from the sausage skins. Ease one end of a piece of skin on to the cold tap. Run cold water gently through the skin, to make sure there are no splits or large holes. Turn off the tap, remove the skin and ease it onto the long spout of the sausage-making attachment to the mincing machine. Screw the whole thing on to the mincing machine with a coarse blade in position.

Feed the pork sausagemeat through the mincing machine again, and as it comes through, slide the skin gently off the attachment and coil it on a large plate. Do not divide into links. Leave in the fridge until the next day. Bake the whole coil for 30-45 minutes at 180 ^0C / 350 ^0F / Gas 4.

  Onion Gravy  

 http://britishfood.about.com/od/recipeindex/r/oniongravy.htm 

A thick, rich, sticky onion gravy is the perfect sauce for many great traditional British and Irish meat dishes. This recipe for onion gravy is so quick and simple to make and is perfect with Bangers (sausages) and Mash, most roast meats, slathered on a  Toad in the Hole  or as a filling for  Yorkshire puddings. 
Prep Time: 5 minutesCook Time: 20 minutesTotal Time: 25 minutesIngredients:2 medium onions, peeled and thinly sliced 2 tbsp vegetable or cold-pressed rapeseed oil 2 tbsp butter 1 tsp sugar 1 tsp balsamic vinegar 750ml/ 3 cups beef stock 4 tsp corn flour/corn starch 4 tsp cold water Salt and black pepper  Preparation:Melt the oil and butter in a large saucepan over a gentle heat. Add the onion and cover with a lid. Cook slowly for approx 10 mins or until the onions are soft and translucent, take care not to burn, the onions should not be browned. Add the sugar and balsamic vinegar to the onions and stir well. Cover with the lid and continue to cook for a further 5 minutes, again making sure they don't catch. Add the stock and boil gently uncovered for 5 minutes. In a heatproof jug or bowl mix the corn starch/flour with the cold water to create a thin paste. Pour a little of the hot gravy into the starch mixture and mix thoroughly. Pour the starch mixture back into the gravy, raise the heat to high and boil for 10 minutes or until the gravy is slightly thickened. Season with salt and pepper and keep warm until ready to serve.  Note: To create a shine on the gravy whisk 1 tsp of ice cold butter into the finished gravy before serving.</description>
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      <title>Girl's 10-week hiccup ordeal baffles doctors </title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 05 Apr 2013 05:41:47 -0400</pubDate>
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05 April 2013
The teenager from Wallington in Surrey hiccups every two seconds, including when she is asleep, and has had to take afternoons off school to rest because she is so exhausted. 

She has undergone a series of tests, including an ultrasound scan, chest X-ray, endoscopy and MRI scan, but doctors have so far been unable to cure her condition. 

The schoolgirl has also tried osteopathy and hypnosis, as well as a variety of old wives' tale remedies -- all to no avail. 

&quot;I have tried everything -- even the spoonful of vinegar. That was horrible -- I refused to do it again,&quot; she said. 

&quot;I've tried drinking backwards, holding my breath and people at school have been trying to scare me a lot.&quot;</description>
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      <title>Ron Paul Supporters  Attack Chemtrails with &lt;span class=&quot;highlight&quot;&gt;Vinegar&lt;/span&gt;</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 31 Dec 2011 19:00:26 -0500</pubDate>
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      <description>Of the hundreds of &quot;chemtrail kill&quot; videos, the majority are made by self-described Ron Paul supporters.Google &quot;Chemtrails,Ron Paul&quot; or Chemtrails,Ron Paul,vinegar&quot;
 
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http://www.dailypaul.com/197639/the-censored-paul-chemtrail-talk-no-longer-allowed</description>
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      <pubDate>Wed, 30 Dec 2009 12:29:23 -0500</pubDate>
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      <description>Turkey : After fire extinguishers and buckets of water failed,a man has a bright idea and tries to put out a car fire with a bottle of vinegar!!</description>
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      <title>Baking Soda And &lt;span class=&quot;highlight&quot;&gt;Vinegar&lt;/span&gt; Challenge hahaha</title>
      <pubDate>Sat, 19 May 2012 03:05:56 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>The challenge is done by demi and her friends at Dundee Loan in Forfar.</description>
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      <title>Ron Paul Attacked!</title>
      <pubDate>Sun, 06 May 2012 18:04:26 -0400</pubDate>
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      <dc:creator>menderman</dc:creator>
      <description>The NWO and Planet X space lizards spray Ron Paul with mind control chemtrails!  That explains why he is so crazy!  Sadly, none of his crazy supporters had any vinegar with them.  Why is it that these chemtrail mind control poisons on work on stupid Ron Paul supporters?

 


Maybe this explains some of the stupid things he says like this:
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      <title>Call leads cops to woman who killed son.-Charged With Neglect Of A Dependent and not Murder? WTF?</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 12:50:30 -0500</pubDate>
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      <description>An Indiana resident's call led them to a woman who fed her 3-year-old son olive oil and vinegar until he stopped breathing.

FORT WAYNE, Ind. - A 31-year-old Indiana woman has admitted to the killing of her 3-year-old son. 

Latisha Ann Lawson and her two children had been missing from their home since October. Someone who knew them spotted them on the news and told police where they could find them. The cops found Latisha, but only one of her children. 

&quot;It started with just a phone call,&quot; said Raquel Foster of the Fort Wayne Police Department. &quot;And then it just completely unraveled into what we now are looking into as a child-death investigation.&quot; 

Lawson told police she fed her baby olive oil and vinegar until he stopped breathing. She then wrapped his body in a blanket and stuffed him in a closet. That was 13 months ago.</description>
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      <title>Pt 2 of The Enginemen</title>
      <pubDate>Thu, 17 Mar 2011 19:12:14 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>carrying on the epic tale of THe Engine Men of Newton Heath Engine Shed</description>
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      <title>It does my heart good to see a mother and daughter bond over douche.</title>
      <pubDate>Fri, 01 May 2009 09:47:36 -0400</pubDate>
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      <description>Stay away from the ladies that need 'extra cleansing'.
Trust me on this one.






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      <title>How To Make Your Own Hot Sauce</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 17 Dec 2012 19:09:58 -0500</pubDate>
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      <description>Ezwider here with another cooking installment.

This is my way of giving back to the LL community.

If you want a thicker spicier sauce, use less vinegar and add other ingredients if you want.

I didn't add an onion to this one because I was going for a sweeter sauce.

Other great combinations for sauces are:

-Scotch Bonnet Haberneros's
-Cayennes and Jalopenos
-Ghost Chilis

Music is by myself, if anyone likes it, they can be found at http://www.soundcloud.com/widderic

Hope you enjoy!</description>
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      <title>A MESSAGE TO AMERICA FROM THE QUEEN</title>
      <pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2012 05:14:47 -0500</pubDate>
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A
MESSAGE FROM THE QUEEN 

To the citizens of the United States of America from Her Sovereign
Majesty Queen Elizabeth II

In light of your failure in recent years to nominate competent
candidates for President of the USA and thus to govern yourselves, we
hereby give notice of the revocation of your independence, effective
immediately. (You should look up 'revocation' in the Oxford English
Dictionary.)
Her Sovereign Majesty Queen Elizabeth II
will resume monarchical duties over all states, commonwealths, and
territories (except North Dakota, which she does not fancy).

Your new Prime Minister, David Cameron, will appoint a Governor for
America without the need for further elections.

Congress and the Senate will be disbanded. A questionnaire may be circulated next year to determine whether any of you noticed.
To aid in the transition to a British Crown dependency, the following rules are introduced with immediate effect:

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1. The letter 'U' will be reinstated in words such as 'colour,'
'favour,' 'labour' and 'neighbour.' Likewise, you will learn to spell
'doughnut' without skipping half the letters, and the suffix '-ize'
will be replaced by the suffix '-ise.' Generally, you will be
expected to raise your vocabulary to acceptable levels. (look up
'vocabulary').

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2. Using the same twenty-seven words interspersed with filler noises such as ''like' and 'you know' is an unacceptable and inefficient form of
communication. There is no such thing as U.S. English. We will let
Microsoft know on your behalf. The Microsoft spell-checker will be
adjusted to take into account the reinstated letter 'u'' and the
elimination of '-ize.'

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3. July 4th will no longer be celebrated as a holiday.

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4. You will learn to resolve personal issues without using guns,
lawyers, or therapists. The fact that you need so many lawyers and
therapists shows that you're not quite ready to be independent. Guns
should only be used for shooting grouse. If you can't sort things out
without suing someone or speaking to a therapist, then you're not
ready to shoot grouse.

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5. Therefore, you will no longer be allowed to own or carry anything
more dangerous than a vegetable peeler. Although a permit will be
required if you wish to carry a vegetable peeler in
public.

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6. All intersections will be replaced with roundabouts, and you will start 
driving on the left side with immediate effect. At the same time, you will go metric with immediate effect and without the benefit of conversion tables.
Both roundabouts and metrication will help you understand the British
sense of humour.

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7. The former USA will adopt UK prices on petrol (which you have been calling gasoline)
of roughly $10/US gallon. Get used to it.

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8. You will learn to make real chips. Those things you call French fries
are not real chips, and those things you insist on calling potato
chips are properly called crisps. Real chips are thick cut, fried in
animal fat, and dressed not with catsup but with vinegar.

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9. The cold, tasteless stuff you insist on calling beer is not actually beer at all.
Henceforth, only proper British Bitter will be referred to as beer,
and European brews of known and accepted provenance will be referred
to as Lager. South African beer is also acceptable, as they are pound
for pound the greatest sporting nation on earth and it can only be
due to the beer. They are also part of the British Commonwealth - see
what it did for them. American brands will be referred to as
Near-Frozen Gnat's Urine, so that all can be sold without risk of
further confusion.

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10. Hollywood will be required occasionally to cast English actors as good guys.
Hollywood will also be required to cast English actors to play
English characters. Watching Andie Macdowell attempt English dialect
in Four Weddings and a Funeral was an experience akin to having one's
ears removed with a cheese grater.

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11. You will cease playing American football. There is only one kind of
proper football; you call it soccer. Those of you brave enough will,
in time, be allowed to play rugby (which has some similarities to
American football, but does not involve stopping for a rest every
twenty seconds or wearing full kevlar body armour like a bunch of
nancies). 

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12. Further, you will stop playing baseball. It is not reasonable to host an event
called the World Series for a game which is not played outside of
America. Since only 2.1% of you are aware there is a world beyond
your borders, your error is understandable. You will learn cricket,
and we will let you face the South Africans first to take the sting
out of their deliveries.

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13.. You must tell us who killed JFK. It's been driving us mad.

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14. An internal revenue agent (i.e. tax collector) from Her Majesty's Government will be with you shortly to ensure the acquisition of all monies due (backdated to 1776).

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15. Daily Tea Time begins promptly at 4 p.m. with proper cups, 
with saucers, and never mugs,with high quality biscuits (cookies) and cakes; plus strawberries (with cream) when in season.

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