WE PETITION THE OBAMA ADMINISTRATION TO:bring back "Are You Afraid of the Dark". We request that the new series be darker and targeted towards 20-35 year olds.In the 1990s, millions tuned in weekly to watch 'The Midnight Society' tell the greatest tales ever told. Unfortunately, the series ended in 1996, with a brief (and some would say 'lackluster') revival from 1999 to 2000.
I think a return of the series would restore the glory and dignity of US television, because today it is nothing but a mix of reality TV garbage about orange people from New England and pregnant teens (and pregnant orange people from New England).
Our research has also concluded that their are strong ties between the absence of are you afraid of the dark, and the instability of Earth's climate.
The obesity epidemic also continues to rise, as Americans no longer sweat and toss frightfully at night.
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