Sensitivity Test





1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

A. Lovemaking.



B. Screwing.



C. Taking the pigskin bus to Tuna Town.





2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after you have both shared:

A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.



B. Your blood-test results.



C. Five Tequila slammers.





3. You time your orgasm so that:

A. Your partner climaxes first.



B. You both climax simultaneously.



C. You do not miss ESPN Sports Center.




4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A. Healthy, creative love-play.



B. Not the sort of thing your wife would agree to.



C. Not the sort of thing your wife need ever find out.







5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you have just had sex with is:

A. The best part of the experience.



B. The second best part of the experience.



C. $100 extra.





6. Your wife/girlfriend says she has gained five pounds in the last
month. You tell her that it is:

A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.



B. Not a problem; she can join your gym.



C. A conservative estimate.





7. You think today's sensitive caring man is:

A. A myth.



B. An oxymoron.



C. A moron.





8. Foreplay is to sex as:

A. An appetizer is to entree.



B. Primer is to paint.



C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.






9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying at the end of a relationship?

A. I hope we can still be friends.


B. I am not in right now; please leave a message at the beep.



C. Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU.






10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that sort of intimacy.



B. Is uptight and a waste of time.



C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.



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Evaluating Results:


If you answered A more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure you really ARE
a man.



If you answered B more than 7 times, check into therapy. You are a little confused.



If you answered C more than 7 times, YOU DA MAN!!!