Spanish Words of the Day
The teacher told Pepito to use the word cheese in a sentence.
Pepito replies: 'Maria likes me, but cheese fat.'
When all of my family get in the car, there's not mushroom.
My fren wanted to become a citizen but she didn't know how to read so I
My fren always Texas me when I'm not home wondering where I'm at!
Me and my fren ordered pizza. I got my piece and she got herpes.
Ju told me ju were going to that store and July to me! 'Julyer!'
I had 2 cars but my wife rectum!
One day my gramma slapped me and I said, ' Juarez your problem?'
I was going to go to the store with my wife but chicken go herself.
We only have one enchalada left, but don't worry, wheelchair.
11. Chicken wing
My wife plays the lottery so chicken wing.
12. Harassment (My favorite one!)
My wife caught me in bed with another women and I told her, honey,
harassment nothing to me.
My wife fell down the stairs, so I had to pick the bishop.
14. Body wash
I want to go to the club but no body wash my kids.
15. Green Pink Yellow
When the phone green, I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow?'
Read this question, come up with an answer and then scroll down to the bottom for the result. This is not a trick question. It is as it reads. No one I know has gotten it right. Few people do.
A woman, while at the funeral of her own mother, met a guy whom she did not know. She thought this guy was amazing. She believed him to be her dream guy so much that she fell in love with him right there, but never asked for his number and could not find him. A few days later she killed her sister.
Question: What is her motive for killing her sister?
[Give this some thought before you answer, see answer below]
Answer: She was hoping the guy would appear at the funeral again. If you answered this correctly, you think like a psychopath. This was a test by a famous American psychologist used to determine if one has the same mentality as a killer. Many arrested serial killers took part in the test and answered the question correctly. If you didn't answer the question correctly, good for you.
If you got the answer correct, please let me know so I can take your crazy ass off my e-mail list!
What am I missing here? Let me get this straight:
Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head says he doesn't understand it, passed by a Congress that hasn't read it, passed by a Congress whose members will be exempt from it, signed by a President who smokes, funded by a treasury chief who did not pay his taxes, overseen by a surgeon general who is obese, and financed by a country that is broke.
What could possibly go wrong????
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