Man vs. Canada Goose 
I still don't know who won.
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GOOSE:
None shall pass.
BUSINESSMAN:
What?
GOOSE:
None shall pass.
BUSINESSMAN:
I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Goose, but I must cross this bridge.
GOOSE:
Then you shall die.
BUSINESSMAN:
I command you, as King of this Building, to stand aside!
GOOSE:
I move for no man.
BUSINESSMAN:
So be it!
Posted Mar-26-2012 ByMc Sqweebs (107.80) 
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@Mc Sqweebs haha nice one
Posted Mar-26-2012 Byrepsolroger (15.04) 
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Baldy is getting laid tonight!
Posted Mar-26-2012 ByMondostud (22.70) 
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Actually.. 0:55+ There is the other Goose NESTING.. He is Only protecting his mate & soon to be born young.
Oh... & perhaps wanted the paper to read as well..
I'm for the Goose :-)
Posted Mar-27-2012 Bymr-scorpio (358.00) mr-scorpio View Channel Send Message
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Canadian geese are no joke.
I've had the same thing happen to me.
Probably nesting or whatever.
their just mean
Posted Mar-26-2012 ByThallium 213 (864.20) 
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@Thallium 213 unlike our friendly neighbors to the north, those geese sure have attitudes.
Posted Mar-26-2012 ByBA87 (125.50) 
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@Thallium 213 yet 1 jack russel can chase of hundreds of them.
Posted Mar-27-2012 Bystesan (90.82) 
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@Thallium 213 ...We have some nesting swans here where i live... They have the same attitude but they stand about 4 feet tall. check out how small the geese look
http://www.pwrc.usgs.gov/BBL/Images/trumpeterswan.jpg
Posted Mar-27-2012 ByJroc2877 (238.86) 
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federal offense to injure them
Posted Mar-26-2012 ByBobbyJohnson (321.44) 
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@BobbyJohnson Its on a federal offense if its in Canada, this could be in the US. It's also a federal offense to pick a certain wildflower in Ontario... Lol.
Posted Mar-26-2012 ByImperatorX (64.24) 
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@BobbyJohnson
Unless it's in self defense, right?
Posted Mar-26-2012 ByBeansAndOnions (299.70) BeansAndOnions View Channel Send Message
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@BeansAndOnions
No, the cops will shoot tase your ass and you'll have to pay restitution to the goose's family.
Posted Mar-26-2012 Bygerbilmeat (204.78) gerbilmeat View Channel Send Message
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@BeansAndOnions
your life isn't in danger, the most the geese will do is piss on you.
Posted Mar-26-2012 ByBobbyJohnson (321.44) 
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That's guy's a newspaper jedi.
Posted Mar-26-2012 ByMondostud (22.70) 
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geese are bastards period! starting shit for no reason! reminds me of a certain group of people! always wanting free shit!
Posted Mar-26-2012 ByHardRockTx (168.98) 
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@HardRockTx I see what you did there. lol
Posted Mar-26-2012 Bylarryparamedic (686.80) 
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Well, at 0:15 you can see that the dude pulled the first move, he swinged his paper at the goose, before being sure of its intentions. At which point, it was on :)
LMAO the flying kick at 1:04!!!!
Posted Mar-27-2012 Bybathory72 (488.00) 
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EH? FUNNY
Posted Mar-26-2012 ByLFA (31.14) LFA View Channel Send Message
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In soviet Canada, the goose hunt you
Posted Mar-26-2012 BySwirnoff (163.50) Swirnoff View Channel Send Message
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Nobody likes these fucking birds, the worst part being that they're protected animals in Canada. Since people avoid them in general, they really grow to become bold and annoying. They're loud, aggressive, move in packs, and shit absolutely everywhere. If you're in the US and like to hunt, please shoot a few for me.
Posted Mar-26-2012 Bygerbilmeat (204.78) gerbilmeat View Channel Send Message
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@gerbilmeat LOL - they sound just like the illegal immigrants over here...who also need to be shot!
Posted Mar-26-2012 Byinsanemann (163.18) 
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@gerbilmeat Not to mention they fly into the engines of planes
Posted Mar-26-2012 ByBoonieRat718 (139.80) 
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"Oh, Canada, we stand on guard for thee"
Posted Mar-26-2012 ByVic (75.90) Vic View Channel Send Message
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Very funny especialy with guy gigling in the background
Posted Mar-26-2012 ByDissmr (211.80) Dissmr View Channel Send Message
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I wonder if they'd keep laughing if he decided to kill it haha
Posted Mar-27-2012 ByItchy999 (456.40) 
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I've been attacked by one of those things during lunchtime, on the way to Subway. The key, is to punch the goose in the fucking face.
Posted Mar-26-2012 ByAbanamat85 (144.26) 
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