This guy (Mark Hamill lookalike) is obsessed with unicorns, apparently his destiny was revealed to him by a unicorn named Jeff Fabio Rupert.

Incase you feel the Urge

Lyrics :

I remember it like it was yesterday (day)
just an average day(day)
I was tending to the cattle
when it (it)
came out of the sky (the sky)
burnin so shiney white (white)
it was a unicorn horn made of-

The most beautiful
sparkly shiney gold
that ive ever seen
it made me so happy

and so I clutched it to my heart
and made a wish that I could leave this simple life behind
I heard a neigh and turned around and there he was

a sandy gold mane
gem encrusted saddle
hovves of silver

I thought i was dreamin(dreamin)
couldn't believe it
he was right there in front of me
his mane (mane)
blew in the wind and (and)
I saw ever sandy strand (strand)
like a mile of golden wheat

He looked at me with his
deep inviting eyes
felt like I could fly
and then he spoke to me

together you and me
will become internet cewebritys
quick climb up on my back you'll see
now onward to yo destiny

I guess I have no choice but to come with you
it's my fate
but i know so long as I can sing to you
we can do anything
so now I'll leave my home and enter this strange new land of which I've never been
INTERNET.