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That's just how Jamal rolls.
Opening doors? AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT!
@Golden_Shower Headfirst like a BOSS
@Rambosix Fo Dat****
@Golden_Shower Jammaaalllll Hahahahaaha, that's wayyy too funny. That's what I say when someone asks where my girlfriend is... She's gone with Jamal.
Thats an old technique. Ive seen Mr. Obama using the same old trick when he 1st enter the whitehouse.
"...and Jamal spent the rest of the night pulling glass out of Tyrone's arse"
A very low form of parkour...
@King Schultz darkour
Jus a couple mo' Trayvon Martins.
Where Jesse at?
Where Al at?
@Oswald2001 let's see if you can tell the truth, how is this trayvon martin?
I think you need a different username.
@Clancypeanut oh, I didn't get the memo that you have to live up to your username...
that's an olympic sport in the hood, the high door jump.
Hopefully they will see the error of their ways and stop smoking, start eating right and break into the GNC and get some vitamins maybe some whey protein.
That's Obama's son getting him some menthols.
That's how he jumps through his tire swing at home.
Video evidence, fingerprints and DNA were left in a abundance. Fantastic technique lads.
@ShadyCat probably will cost the state $50000 minimum for those cigs.
@ShadyCat Yeah they dont really check DNA for burglarys..
Probably true today.
Tomorrow though, it will be commonplace.
@ShadyCat you really think the cops have time or resources to check DNA on lame-ass burglaries like this?
Just call the insurance company and its set. Nobody cares.
Even if your IQ were 60 you wouldn't fall on concrete pavement head first.
What we are dealing with here, gentlemen, is a rare (but common for blacks) case of negative IQ.
Look for a black man whom has recently taken SCUBA Diving classes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::)
9.95 for the dive.
congratulation, 99% risk they left some blood and are in the police's database now.
And they wonder why people don't want them in their neighborhoods....
@halebopp2013 Yes indeed.
Enough cigarettes to think over a next burglary
For 7 cartons of Newports? I mean, this is stupid beyond compare.... Nice safety glass BTW, It would have been better off as a screen door.
Technique!? Technique!? First you do this and that and this and that and THEN...get arrested.
If I write monkeys. that will flag me as racist right?
You dnt need a flag...You're just what you are... LOL
All that for about 10 cartons of cigarettes,Brain dead.
That was a textbook rear roll. Police should look for the one brother in the country who's a licensed scuba diver.
Haha! Similar thinking, Sir.
Fucking supervillain! Black Crack Man!
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