By Steve Schmadeke and Lolly Bowean, Tribune reporters
8:46 p.m. CDT, May 11, 2010
A former Marine who neighbors say obsessed over his University Park lawn is being held on $3 million bail, accused of gunning down a neighbor whose puppy urinated on the man's well-manicured grass.
Charles J. Clements, 69, had won the south suburb's beautification and lawn upkeep award but also was known for threatening people who dared to set foot in his yard, neighbors said.
Joshua Funches, a 23-year-old father of two, was walking his fox terrier Gucci in the 500 block of Landau Road on Sunday night when the dog lifted its leg and went on Clements' lawn, said Funches' mother Patricia, 53.
The two men began arguing, and at some point, Clements, a retired truck driver, pulled out a pistol and pointed it at Funches, a Crete-Monee High School graduate who drove a bus, said Will County Assistant State's Attorney Sondra Denmark.
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Witnesses said Funches then said to Clements, "Next time you pull out a pistol, why don't you use it?" Denmark said. At that point, witnesses said they saw orange and white light and heard a loud noise. They saw Funches fall to the ground.
"It was all over a little wooden plaque," said an emotional Patricia Funches, referring to the beautification award. "It was a senseless death."
Clements then returned to his house and changed his clothes. When University Park police arrived, they found the master landscaper in his garage with the door open.
"I knew you were coming for me," he told police, according to Denmark. "That's why I changed my clothes. I knew you were coming for me."
Neighbors were shocked that such deadly violence could have stemmed from a minor fight.
"It hurt me pretty bad, to see a person killed over something so petty," said Joanne Byers, who lives across the street from where Funches died.
Byers said her own son had a run-in with Clements, once accidentally stepping on the man's grass while walking and chatting on his cell phone.
"Man, he popped out and called, 'Hey watch it — watch it!'" said Byers.
Funches had two children, ages 1 and 4, with another due in August, his mother said.
Judge Marzell Richardson ordered Clements, who had no criminal history, held in lieu of $3 million bail Tuesday on first- and second-degree murder charges. He noted that Clements allegedly told Funches that he would be found innocent if arrested.
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And now the dandelions will start coming back.
Posted May-12-2010 Byjohn731863 (511.92) 
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Liveleakian humor
Posted May-12-2010 Bymarinemom (5362.38) 
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Negros kill each other on a daily basis over colors, and who is allowed to walk on certain streets during the day. Why all the shock over the lawn killing? Seems like it falls in with typical negro logic to me.
Posted May-12-2010 ByTheSneakyMidget (33.16) TheSneakyMidget View Channel Send Message
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Whats it like being the leader of the morons guild?
Posted May-12-2010 ByGorfvan (96.36) 
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I hope he spends the rest of his life in prison and never sees his precious lawn again.
Posted May-12-2010 BySkyeTango (75.28) 
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Liberal! Why are liberals so violent and conservatives only accused of violence? If he is not a liberal dem, I will issue a liveleak apology.
Posted May-12-2010 Bybigair (531.00) 
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He is an obama supporter.
Posted May-12-2010 By555chevy (1091.58) 
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Only if the Tea party could stage a rally on his yard. That would be sweet. No chance of violence since this liberal doesn't live there any more.
Posted May-12-2010 Bybigair (531.00) 
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Negro behavior.
They just can't get it right. The one negro who takes good care of his yard murders people in the process...
WTFIWT?
Posted May-12-2010 ByPresidentZero (302.20) 
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Hahha... yeah. No kidding.
Posted May-12-2010 ByCommentator (226.88) 
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Well, the little smartass apparently taunted a crazy black man with a gun. It doesn't take a psychic to guess what would happen. It's good just to keep your mouth shut when the gun comes out. Both were idiots in my opinion.
Posted May-12-2010 ByCommentator (226.88) 
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I guess it good for the prison tho he can be on lawn maintenance well in between being sodomized and licking butthole of course
Posted May-12-2010 Bybrako (1312.54) 
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His shirt will say "expert"
Posted May-12-2010 Bymetalschool (66.80) metalschool View Channel Send Message
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Don't rub another man's rhubarb!
Posted May-12-2010 ByCaptain Canuck (1391.82) 
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who is going to do his landscaping?
i bet he arranges it over the phone from jail
Posted May-12-2010 Bythunderbear (311.34) thunderbear View Channel Send Message
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"Next time you pull out a pistol, why don't you use it?"
Probably a poor choice of words.
Posted May-12-2010 Bylonewolf6972 (676.16) lonewolf6972 View Channel Send Message
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my friend used to stay beside somebody like that, he wasn't black so was unlikely to shoot me but if it was dark and i was leaving his house i would walk over it rather than walk on my mates path, petty but meh
Posted May-12-2010 Bythecapn (12.30) 
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i can kind of understand. once, i beat the sh!t out of myself for stepping on my lawn. i argue with myself everytime i cut the grass.
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