Item--Paris Hilton is still holding to her celibacy promise. The some time internet sex-e-bitionist announced she will not have sex for one year, except for kissing. Rival quasi celebrity and yet to be YouTube.com sex star, Lindsay Lohan upon hearing the statement was reported by Defamer.com as saying, “Great, then Paris can kiss my ass.” To Lindsay I say, “Nigga, please.” And to Paris, on behalf of all men whether they have a broadband or simple dial-up modem, I offer this little advice in rhyme, “Eatin' ain’t cheatin'. And suckin’ ain’t…you get the idea.”