This is sort of a reply to the bible thumper that just posted "Bible is God's WORD" or some other nonsense like that.
If you want to see the bible negate itself, answer this question, oh peddlers of nonsense:
Which came first, man or the animals?
If you say "the bible says that animals came first, it's written in Chapter 1", you would be correct, but at the same time, God would be very angry with you, because God, using his almighty bible-authoring pen, clearly shows us in Genesis Chapter 2 that man came first, brought him to Eden, THEN created the animals out of the ground.
If you then say "well clearly then, God made man first, then brought him to Eden, where he later made the animals", then your heresy will cost you dearly, as God CLEARLY STATES in Genesis Chapter 1 Verse 24 "Let the earth bring forth all kinds of living creatures" then LATER in Verse 26 says "Let us make man in our image."
So, you heretics who doubt the "True" word of God, which came first, Adam or the Animals? And when you realize you cannot work your way out of that paradox, and admit that either Chapter 1 is wrong or Chapter 2 is wrong, because clearly both cannot be the truth, ask yourself: which other parts of the bible might be wrong... because there are many other inconsistencies out there. Maybe even lurking under your favorite bible-thumping quotes.
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