Part of channel(s): Yoursay (promoted)This is sort of a reply to the bible thumper that just posted "Bible is God's WORD" or some other nonsense like that.
If you want to see the bible negate itself, answer this question, oh peddlers of nonsense:
Which came first, man or the animals?
If you say "the bible says that animals came first, it's written in Chapter 1", you would be correct, but at the same time, God would be very angry with you, because God, using his almighty bible-authoring pen, clearly shows us in Genesis Chapter 2 that man came first, brought him to Eden, THEN created the animals out of the ground.
If you then say "well clearly then, God made man first, then brought him to Eden, where he later made the animals", then your heresy will cost you dearly, as God CLEARLY STATES in Genesis Chapter 1 Verse 24 "Let the earth bring forth all kinds of living creatures" then LATER in Verse 26 says "Let us make man in our image."
So, you heretics who doubt the "True" word of God, which came first, Adam or the Animals? And when you realize you cannot work your way out of that paradox, and admit that either Chapter 1 is wrong or Chapter 2 is wrong, because clearly both cannot be the truth, ask yourself: which other parts of the bible might be wrong... because there are many other inconsistencies out there. Maybe even lurking under your favorite bible-thumping quotes.
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The antagonist of God.
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(documentary) "Children of God: Lost & Found" (2007)
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Keith Urban Interview- But for the Grace of God
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HEART OF GOD
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'No doubt about it, mate, definitely the Son of God'
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Is the Quran Contain the Words of God?
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El-Quran, word of god.
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Richard Dawkins accused of cowardice for refusing to debate existence of God
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(cult) "former Children of God member takes revenge" (2007)
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OZZFEST 2007 CHARLOTTE NC(LAMB OF GOD)
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Sarah Palin and her Assemblies of God Church
Or you could just not waste your time with bible thumpers and live normally.
Just a thought.
All your energy put into disproving or debating the bible with some nut job is wasted.
Just point and laugh, it is more effective :/
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByWhopperJR (110.76) WhopperJR View Channel Send Message
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the egg.
Posted Jul-28-2009 Byvormulac (17.22) vormulac View Channel Send Message
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I saw that ridiculous post too, I turned it off after 2 seconds when I realized he was not allowing comments to counter his stupidity.
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByBenFranklin420 (566.62) 
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The bible
LOL
Posted Jul-28-2009 Byfishcity (32.46) fishcity View Channel Send Message
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Oh my GHOD brokenrob. You are brilliant, you've just disproved the whole of the bible, and god on LL. And during your lunch hour. Well done, take the rest of the day off. You spaz.
Posted Jul-28-2009 BymONgYBoY (15.68) 
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The 'us' refers to the Elohim or the angels as they are known to most, they are Yahweh's 'helpers' from a dispensation of a previous age. The word usually translated God in the Old Testament is Elohim, there are some other Hebrew words translated God such as Ail which refers to Yahweh Himself and means the ultimate Power. So the Bible DOES NOT disprove itself in the first two chapters but gives a marvelous clear picture of a logical creation process by a higher being that you seem to not want to More..
Posted Jul-28-2009 Byctiley (23.44) 
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I agree. And the same goes with the very violent schizo god in the Christian bible too. They are both evil.
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByMasterfool (21.40) 
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You sound like a pathetic child constantly using his younger sibling as a scapegoat for your own inequities with your pathetic "Well we're not as bad as THEY are" nonsence. As if the failings of Islam and Christianity had the one to do with the other.
No barbarism of Islam will make up for the fact that in the entirity of the christian scriptures there are only 274 noteworthy verses. Stop making excuses by blaiming your younger less educated brother.
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByEntinlude (1587.30) Entinlude View Channel Send Message
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I didn't say christians are horrible people. I said Christianity is horrible and that Christians are deluisonal. Learn the fucking difference.
Islam is clearly far worse and I've posted vidoes to that effect, but by this point you're just splitting hairs about various types of delusional crazy people.
Your pathertic attempt to politicize this issue shows you havn't a case to preesent, brother. Try again.
Those who profess the existance of the supernatural are gullibly turned into unwitt More..
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByEntinlude (1587.30) Entinlude View Channel Send Message
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if god made polio. I hate polio...
I don't believe in this nonsense... I mean god and all.. sure its only some new age shite that went on wayy too long already.
Anyone who believes in god is an idiot
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByOwenHiggins (1644.04) OwenHiggins View Channel Send Message
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lol! you know it
Posted Jul-28-2009 Bybren1 (125.54) bren1 View Channel Send Message
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and anyone who don't believe in God is Lost,..
when your faced with life threatening situation,..just remember what you said,.eh?
What ever floats your boat,..
this idiot will be praying for ya either way,...
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByKingLawahaha (947.52) KingLawahaha Send Message
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Anyone who believes in God is lost..
When your faced with life threatening situation, just remember you won't survive after your death because life is a terminal condition.
What floats your boat is magical nonsense, brother.
You are an idiot. Praying is merely wishful thinking. Can't you think of something more productive to do?
Like explaining how "mysterious ways" actually works?
Or how believing in things wiithout evidence is more than just abject gullibility? How does the super More..
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByEntinlude (1587.30) Entinlude View Channel Send Message
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I'm sure their are things in your life you believe,.but can't exactly explain it,...
this world is full of unexplained things,.that we believe we see,..and things we thought we seen,..
things that haven't been explained yet,..
and if you agree with that,.then maybe you might be understanding what I am saying,...
and watch the fukking name calling K? I can call you a damn idiot too,..so the fuk what,.whats that prove,.
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByKingLawahaha (947.52) KingLawahaha Send Message
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Again, obviously knowledge is tentative. But there is a HUGE difference between an believing that something is unknown, which is what I do and believing in an unknown, which is what you do.
The problem here is that for me and unknown is still a natural phenomenon as yet to be explained...it plays no part in my life cuz usually I don't know.
For you and unknown is a supernatural phenomenon which CANT be explained. You believe a great deal of SPECIFICS about and unknown you cannot properly expla More..
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByEntinlude (1587.30) Entinlude View Channel Send Message
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The problem here is you're looking for 100%. Nothing is 100%, brother. Nobody knows everything about anything. I'm gonna repeat that, cuz it's very important. Nobody knows EVERYthing about ANY of the things we know ANYthing about, okay?
"WHERE did matter originate?" is the wrong question to begin with. HOW did matter originate is the question you need to ask. I know it's a minor detail but understand please that it makes much more sense, than "where".
The universe is NOT in More..
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByEntinlude (1587.30) Entinlude View Channel Send Message
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so by what you are saying ,that their is a chance that life forms could form else where,.through the known physics that we possess,.and understand,.most think we come this Earth,.that's fine,.
so, is it out of the question that an earlier life form could have been created many many millions and trillions of years ago,possibly from that older universe they discovered with Hubble,.and much older Universe,.is it possible that a advanced being was created back then,.from the same way we were,.,.wi More..
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByKingLawahaha (947.52) KingLawahaha Send Message
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You wasted alot of time getting to the point of:
".nobody can't prove that what people believe as a God,.could very well be an advanced being from an earlier time with what some think are God like Powers"
So hold on, you took that long to tell me the plot form Stargate!?
So you can't tell the difference between hypothetical possibility and factual probability? Wheres the evidence?
Is that what you believe!?
New avatar just for you, brother.
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByEntinlude (1587.30) Entinlude View Channel Send Message
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Good question and thats one that cant be answered no matter what. In time theory we could never have a beginning because time going backwards is impossible. Now that we are here we can go forward infinite because something is here to go forward.
Some say long ago there was only blackness but isnt the color black something, what made the color black. How could dust,light,anything for that matter be created from nothing, it cant it is impossible.
When you think about this for awhile your m More..
Posted Jul-29-2009 Byhlabrake (677.74) hlabrake View Channel Send Message
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agreed,.I yet still yet haven't ever heard anyone yelling "Allah Jesus",.before they kill that person,...lol
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByKingLawahaha (947.52) KingLawahaha Send Message
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Jonestown.
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByMasterfool (21.40) 
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Yes, it definitely goes against Jesus Liberal teachings. Jesus the man was much different than his 'Father'.
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByMasterfool (21.40) 
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LOL,...that's just what "organized" religion can cause,.. a nut in a rut,.
and believers that think he's King Tut,...lol
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByKingLawahaha (947.52) KingLawahaha Send Message
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I doubt most ppl interpret the Bible literally, as in word for word.
Posted Jul-28-2009 Byslackar (38.46) slackar Send Message
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KingLawahaha, don't look behind you right now or god will turn you into salt.
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByMasterfool (21.40) 
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Because he loves you. ^_^
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByEntinlude (1587.30) Entinlude View Channel Send Message
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just another story,.so you believe that shit?,..lol
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByKingLawahaha (947.52) KingLawahaha Send Message
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Exactly who are you laughing at? Did I SAY I believe in such shit? idiot.
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByEntinlude (1587.30) Entinlude View Channel Send Message
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you did numb nuts,.I don't believe in that crap,..you made the actuation, to me,.you must believe it,...
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByKingLawahaha (947.52) KingLawahaha Send Message
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No I dind't say i believed it, brother. Seems you've misread my comment. I simply expounded in sarcasm about the love of a being who turns people into salt. Evidentlty the sarcasm was lost on you.
What's more my comment was not at all to you, but to Masterfool. Masterfool commented to you. Again it seems reading the comments isn't your speciality.
That I comment on a thing is not at allindicative of my beliving it. What a horridly ignorant fallacy to operate on. Though, I expect nothing le More..
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByEntinlude (1587.30) Entinlude View Channel Send Message
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The bible:
Less useful than toilet paper
but even more full of shit.
Posted Jul-28-2009 Byplecostomus (548.16) 
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You, my friend, are a funny man.
Posted Jul-28-2009 Byaaronis31337 (38.54) aaronis31337 View Channel Send Message
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What evidence have you? Or do you simply believe arbitrarily in supernatural magic?
Posted Jul-28-2009 ByEntinlude (1587.30) Entinlude View Channel Send Message
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