I could insert a thousand jokes here about how Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird, or how his computer has no 'ctrl' button since he's always in control, but I'll leave it at just those two.
How about this joke, Chuck Norris is so right about everything all the time that he doesn't need to listen to your phony opinion because he's BEEN TO IRAQ! GAAAAAWD! He's "talked to the troops" Arianna, don't you realize? He's Chuck Norris, how could he possibly be wrong?
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