Since we have quiet some spammers on LL recently I will give you pople a tutorial (lol)
Made it up by myself. additional info: resize the window place sent button over the reply button.
and close it. So it will show up the same size and location everytime. I had to much RAM and bandwith in use. usually you can sent 80 a minute. Whats my win? I troll those assholes back.
My 1st E-mail:
Hello James,
My lowest price will be 150Eu.
And it has one dead pixel. its a bit greenish. Even looks kinda nice,
but
its a flaw. Includes USB cable, and recharcher. And its without a simlock.
No shipping outside the Netherlands. Greetings Hazel.
It's Response:
hello i agree with your best price 150euro and am buying this item
for
my Son who is currently schooling in west Africa international
institute of tropical agriculture(IITA) Nigeria . i have contact TNT
post registered mail for the shipping cost of 30euro so a payment of
180euro to be transfer into your account Immediately so you will get
back to me with your payment detail like this
Full Name :
Bank Name:
Bank Account Number:
Total Cost with the shipping to Nigeria:
Item Name:
Hope to read from you immediately.
Disclaimer: I was making a word joke ofcourse about the ni##er ian.
By: Hazel_Nut
In: Creative, Your Say
Tags: wtf, asshole
Location: Winsum, Groningen, Netherlands (load item map)
Marked as: approved
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@BloodyPeasant
You forgot:
5) always provide credible but fake bank account details, as someone will spend some time checking these
Posted Apr-27-2012 ByValerie2007 (756.22) 
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@BloodyPeasant
I think you're on to something
Posted Apr-28-2012 ByWE ARE POWER (3491.26) 
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good for a chuckle. I could see doing that 100 times while I sip my coffee and watch TV.
I also like to rip up junk mail and send it back to the sender in their pre-paid return address envelope. You can also get creative and send them various household debris, like empty toilet paper rolls.
Posted Apr-27-2012 Byjgaller29 (114.90) jgaller29 View Channel Send Message
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@jgaller29 lol Ace!
Posted Apr-27-2012 Bymael85 (350.52) 
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@jgaller29 Used toilet paper would be better.
Posted Apr-27-2012 ByMrakulous (85.48) 
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Check out 419eaters website--they turn the table on the scammers, pretty funny stuff
Posted Apr-27-2012 Bypantucci (343.34) pantucci View Channel Send Message
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@pantucci Just went and its actually really good thanks
Posted Apr-27-2012 ByMiketyler (1013.20) 
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I don't get any of these type of emails.
Come to think of it, I don't get any emails; what's up with that?
Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!
Posted Apr-27-2012 ByCargeLock (2003.62) 
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@Hazel_Nut LoL I bet you would too!
Posted Apr-28-2012 ByCargeLock (2003.62) 
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@CargeLock LOL yip!
Posted Apr-28-2012 Byfuchajen (4254.74) 
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@CargeLock one of my old sns was cuckmyfunt. :)
Posted May-1-2012 ByQuakemassa (29.10) 
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In Nigeria you can take an MBA in fraud, no joke
Posted Apr-27-2012 ByElegantDecline (2134.28) 
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I like how Liveleak opposes racial slurs but a mod puts this on, LOL what a joke
Posted Apr-27-2012 BySmoothjc1 (133.74) 
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@Smoothjc1
You think the mods watch every second of every uploaded vid? If you don't like it, flag it.
Posted Apr-27-2012 Byjohn1054 (5157.54)

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LMAO, if the whole world did that the internet would implode in Nigeria!
Posted Apr-28-2012 ByWE ARE POWER (3491.26) 
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nah nah nah,just send them the vault and contained viruses of your anti virus folder,and mark it Hot Nigerian Models..lol
Posted Apr-28-2012 BySharkGuy (1513.80) SharkGuy View Channel Send Message
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yes, you rock H_N
Posted Apr-28-2012 By85cmorning (3171.50) 
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words to live by "Do not fuck with hazel nut"
Posted Apr-27-2012 ByBIGLOUBRUNO (1959.50)

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hahahahahahahahaha nice one Brother Nut!! where is your YOUness?? ahem :o) Im so guna dfo what you did here, thanks for that, better than ignoring them!! WAY better!!!
Posted Apr-28-2012 Byfuchajen (4254.74) 
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@fuchajen brother nut..LOL
Posted Apr-30-2012 Byabsu69 (2115.24) absu69 View Channel Send Message
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Someone delivered a spam attack on my secondary e-mail account last week. 600 messages appeared over two days. There were ten bogus account notices followed by one "how to stop this" e-mail sent over and over. A few clicks and the whole mess disappeared in seconds. Had I opened any of the mail or followed the links, I suspect I'd still be up to my ears in messages.
Posted Apr-27-2012 Byjohn1054 (5157.54)

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@john1054 Hey , you going to leave me hanging or what ?
Posted Apr-27-2012 ByBIGLOUBRUNO (1959.50)

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@BIGLOUBRUNO
Hold on. (reply-send, reply-send, reply-send, reply-send...)
Posted Apr-27-2012 Byjohn1054 (5157.54)

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@john1054 sent you a message two days ago, wondering if you got it or not ?
Posted Apr-27-2012 ByBIGLOUBRUNO (1959.50)

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@BIGLOUBRUNO
Yes! Sorry. I should have replied. Yep, that guy has been through some accounts. I don't know if AVATAR was him but the mods eliminated the guy anyhow.
Posted Apr-27-2012 Byjohn1054 (5157.54)

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No, the way you scam them is you claim your bank charges a fee for whatever transaction they want to do. Ask them to send you the small fee (like $20) and then claim you will do what ever stupid deal they are talking about.
Posted Apr-27-2012 ByEpic_Beard_Man (413.00) Epic_Beard_Man View Channel Send Message
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