Oxana Fedorova, Miss Universe 2002, now spends her days making dads kids happy on Russian TV. Whatever smiles her chest glove puppets are capable of coaxing from viewers, each shows happiest participant has to be the pupeteer who, occasional fart aside, gets to spend each broadcast pawing at her in fur gloves and eating ass.

I guess this is only sexy if you think about it a certain way. I’ll take the pills now.