What the Hell is THAT?

From the "What the Hell is THAT?" Files

In a strange turn of events, Rachel Christie (see photo attached on empty stomach), the current Miss England relinquishes her/his crown after a booze filled nightclub brawl with a real female beauty contestant from Manchester England by the name of Sara Jones.(Check this blonde hotty Sara out in the photos included)

A soldier and real female beauty con More..testant,Lance Corporal Katrina Hodge will take on beauty contest duties after the original Miss England relinquished her crown following her arrest over an apparent nightclub brawl.(See this Redhead beauty,Katrina Hodge in photos attached)

Rachel Christie, 21, stepped down as she wanted to concentrate on clearing her name, a statement from Miss England organizers said. Miss England organizers also gave no indication on how Rachel Christie ever became a beauty contestant in the first place. They also refused questions regarding gender specificity, an unnamed saying only, "We have heard the rumors, but here in England we are not allowed to ask.It's against the law much like butter knives. Adams Apple and large forehead aside, who really knows? Ask her and she might beat your arse.She had a mouthful of of teeth,that's good enough for us!" According to other sources, Christie will concentrate on clearing her name and focus on training for the 2012 Olympics until this case is resolved. Sources inside the British Olympic organizing were dismayed and hung their heads in frustration at this news after the whole,"South African Caster Semanya, a hermaphrodite ordeal." Loud anguished sighs and a lone, " What! You gotta be shitting me! Mother Mary and Joseph! The dude looks like a lady!" were overheard at the British Olympic committee building.

In her place marched Lance Corporal Katrina Hodge, who was first runner-up in the 2009 national contest. L/Cpl Hodge has been given leave from her duties as a soldier in the British Army and will represent England in the Miss World Final in Johannesburg, South Africa, on Saturday December 12.

She was previously given an award by her unit in the Royal Anglian Regiment for her actions during a posting in Basra and has earned the nickname "Combat Barbie".

"We arrested an Iraqi suspect we wanted to question and were taking him back to the prison when we were involved in a road accident," she previously told the Daily Mail. "Our vehicle rolled over and, when I came round, the Iraqi had escaped and had our weapons. I knew I had to do something or he would have shot us all dead. It was a real do-or-die moment.

"My training just kicked in and I managed to disarm him, get the weapons back and restrain him."

She has also previously worked with lingerie chain La Senza on its Face of the Armed Forces campaign. Lisa Bond, marketing director of La Senza said: "Not only is she absolutely gorgeous but she is also an intelligent, inspiring young woman who does such an amazing job for her country."

Miss Christie became involved in a dispute with another beauty queen, Miss Manchester, aka Sara Beverley Jones, at a Manchester nightclub earlier this week.

Miss Jones, 24, was allegedly punched in the face after arguing about Tornado, a Gladiator who appears in the Sky1 series and whose real name is David McIntosh.Many questions arose from this incident,chiefly, "Why can't David McIntosh fight his own battles? " and, "Are McIntosh and Christie gay lovers?"

Miss Christie was arrested on suspicion of assault and has been bailed until January 2010. No mention of whether Miss Christie was held in the male or female detention facility. A unidentified male guard was questioned and he responded, "You ask her! Not me, I thought it was James DeGale walking through the door. I just work here,I have a wife and kids and want to go home at the end of my shift!"