AN AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You are surprised when the cow drops dead.

A FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You go on strike because you want three cows.

A JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You then create clever cow cartoon images called Cowkimon and market them World-Wide.

A GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat
once a month, and milk themselves.

A BRITISH CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
Both are rumored to be mad.

AN ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows, but you don't know where they are.
You break for lunch cuz mama wants you home.

A RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You count them and learn you have five cows.
You count them again and learn you have 42 cows.
You count them again and learn you have 12 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka, the true soviet milk

A SWISS CORPORATION:
You have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you.
You charge others for storing them.
You steal a little milk and butter for chocolate.

A HINDU CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You worship them both.

A CHINESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows.
You have 300 people milking them.
You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
You can reproduce fake copies of cows that resemble real cows and sell them for ten bucks each on the streets of big cities.