Tuesday June 26, 2012, 1:43 PM
BY MARLENE NAANES
STAFF WRITER
TEANECK — A 72-year-old man is accused of threatening his neighbor with a gun for farting outside his apartment, police said.

Daniel Collins Jr. is accused of pointing a silver revolver at his 47-year-old neighbor in the vestibule of their Cedar Lane apartment building and saying, “I’m going to put a hole in your head.” The confrontation occurred after Collins said his neighbor farted as he walked in front of Collins’ apartment, said Detective Lt. Andrew McGurr.
Collins told detectives he heard the un-neighborly act from inside his apartment. The neighbor called police, who found a revolver under the front passenger seat of Collins’ vehicle.
The gun, a .32-caliber Taurus revolver, fit the description the neighbor gave investigators, McGurr said.
Collins was charged with aggravated assault, unlawful possession of a firearm, possession of a weapon for an unlawful purpose and terroristic threats. He was released on his own recognizance, McGurr said.
The men had an ongoing dispute stemming from noise complaints, McGurr said.
http://www.northjersey.com/news/Police_Teaneck_man_72_accused_of_threatening_neighbor_with_gun.html
By: gorillabiscuits
In: Regional News
Tags: teaneck, new jersey, man pulls gun, farting, aggravated assault, flatulence, offbeat news
Location: Teaneck, New Jersey, United States (load item map)
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Posted Jul-2-2012 Byzindo (786.12) zindo View Channel Send Message
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Ferchrissakes it's only a fart. Next time do it ninja style and fart in the ventilation system air intake. Silent but deadly.
Posted Jul-2-2012 ByPoosti Malaka (1091.00) 
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For farting??
Jesus, my wife must be going to hire a hit man for the amount I fart.
Its a man pride and joy!
Posted Jul-3-2012 Bymclane (390.18) 
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I seriously hate when motherfuckers fart around me. I just picture this putrid cloud of nasty fart molecules all over the damn place. I don't even like my own brand, so I sure as hell don't want to get a whiff of anyone else's.
Posted Jul-2-2012 BySSSox88 (928.06) 
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@SSSox88 hehe I call em poo particles!!
Posted Jul-3-2012 Byfuchajen (4210.54) 
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@fuchajen Haha! Nice.. We're a couple of sophisticated fart scientists aren't we?
Posted Jul-3-2012 BySSSox88 (928.06) 
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@SSSox88 lol,, so glad Im not the only one who visualizes a poo particle gas cloud.. I am very much against food being present when a farts dropped,.. I make my son leave the room, and walk the woft off before coming back to the dinner table!! hahaha fuck having poo particles for dinner! hahaha
Posted Jul-3-2012 Byfuchajen (4210.54) 
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@fuchajen That's hilarious! I've visualized that for as long as I can remember. I love how you suggest to your son that he crop dust various areas of your home when food is present. The dining room/kitchen is definitely no place for damn fart molecules ;> You sound like a good mom :>
Posted Jul-4-2012 BySSSox88 (928.06) 
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@SSSox88 lolol some people give me sideways looks when I state OUT but I just say, well... you wana eat poo particles?? hahahaha I make particle bombs in the hall then call my lad hahahahahahzhahaa and tell him after LOL Im a good Mom alright, if ya like prankster hitlers LOL :o)(o: hehehe (funniest part is he runs back to see if he can smell it LMFAO!!
Posted Jul-4-2012 Byfuchajen (4210.54) 
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Well, unless it was a Stinky Sandwich, which consists of liverwurst, roquefort cheese and suaerkraut with dijon mustard.
Posted Jul-2-2012 Bychieb (188.72) chieb View Channel Send Message
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Just say no to farting.
Posted Jul-2-2012 BySnapper200 (23.80) Snapper200 View Channel Send Message
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This is a tough one. I'm sort of leaning toward the 72 year old man's side. If there is a higher power I'd love to as him why he saddled us with such an embarrassing and disgusting bodily function.
Posted Jul-2-2012 ByShortOrderCook (536.70) 
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@ShortOrderCook try being a female.... farts are nothing mate
Posted Jul-3-2012 Byfuchajen (4210.54) 
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hahahaha i can only picture him walking by and the door being wide open and just BLAAAM!!!
Posted Jul-2-2012 Bysnipingangel (281.80) 
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I wonder how many people have wanted to murder me because I've farted. One time I was riding a crowded elevator and couldn't hold it and let out a little one but i relaxed too soon and another came out that was as loud as a v8 crate motor. It was so bad the elevator shook. The look on the faces I saw was either complete disgust, flabbergasted or trying to hold back laughter.
Posted Jul-3-2012 Byverycoolcat (213.48) 
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@verycoolcat hahahaha!!
Posted Jul-3-2012 Byfuchajen (4210.54) 
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Must have been a real green one to cause such a violent reaction, or was it just a cultural attitude?
Posted Jul-3-2012 ByPaladin65r (242.94) 
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Brotha thought someone stole his cologne. Au' De' shitstain.
Posted Jul-2-2012 ByDisturbed (310.30) 
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I'm assuming this farter was the talcom powder guy again, should have shot him.
Posted Jul-2-2012 Bydaveporter (323.00) 
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Shoot him in the head? He should have shot him in the ass............
Posted Jul-2-2012 ByFatBastard_2010 (375.90) FatBastard_2010 View Channel Send Message
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