After seeing that beautiful lego subwoofer I started thinking about the amazing shit I've done with bricks. So here's a sneak peak of my awesome Lego Focus Stacker. I began working on this years ago and expected someone like Dick Smith would've invested in the technology by now. But alas I'm still just a dope-smoking alcoholic with no money and no woman.. Don't understand why when you see this amazing shit.

The entire mechanism is based on Isaac's Laws of Motion. Not Mr. Newton's laws, but Isaac from the Love Boat. He's got some sick motion, 'specially round the laydees.

The subject stage moves approx. 1mm for every 30 turns of the handle. Exactly 33 turns for those pedantics out there.

So here is the Rex Ham Roll. First the actual stacker:




The guinea pig - a dehydrated fly:




And a beautiful Medicago bur. The scientific name for this is Getafuk Outamisocs. Or bindi-eye for the less gifted of you. Notice the dried troll-worm. Is that Steven Venus?





Oh, being serious now, did you's notice the spiralistic fractal nature of that bindii? Never knew they were like that.