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Worst first date.... EVER!!!

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Added: Dec-1-2010 Occurred On: Nov-19-2010
By: Nocturnal_Emissions
In: Creative
Tags: Shit, My, Pants, music, video, nocturnal, emissions, first, date, awkward, relationship, love, dating, movie, theater, gross, smell, stink, funny, comedy, epic, fail, owned, rape, stain, weird, al, UCB, SNL, saturdaynightlive
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Views: 11686 | Comments: 21 | Votes: 9 | Favorites: 10 | Shared: 8 | Updates: 0 | Times used in channels: 1
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  • lol but i cant image anyone sitting down to write that shit , unlesssss they shit there pants . i voted anyway

    Posted Dec-1-2010 By 
    kiska (986.06)  

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  • who the fuck is keith, and why is he a jerk...?

    Posted Dec-1-2010 By 
    checkYOURlocalLISTINGS (94.76)  
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  • Isn't a shit and a fart called a shart? (from the movie Along Came Polly)

    Posted Dec-1-2010 By 
    anaislynne (432.62)  

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  • Haha, funny song.

    Posted Dec-1-2010 By 
    jaxkf101 (369.36)  

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  • Glad to see that he's playing a Takamine guitar. They are the perfect instrument for writing songs about shitting your pants.

    Posted Dec-1-2010 By 
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  • OMG, they wrote a song about my first (and last) date.

    Posted Dec-1-2010 By 
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  • wow, when I wrote this, I just thought it would make a silly song, but I'm glad we could give you all a platform to relive some of your horrible experiences!

    Posted Dec-1-2010 By 
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  • why are rape and SNL in your tags?

    Posted Dec-1-2010 By 
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  • I was driving to work one morning and there was this old dude walking on the sidewalk next to the road (it was a pretty busy street)who had on white pants. Apparently the poor guy had a gut explosion because there was a giant brown stain in the back and down his legs. He was trying to walk home and must have been embarrassed.....well...as embarrassed as shit, because he definitely crapped his pants.

    Posted Dec-2-2010 By 
    dav1936531 (500.12)  

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  • I love this girl. Ever since her debut in the phony doctor video, haha.

    Posted Dec-1-2010 By 
    DarioInfini (208.64)  

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  • LOL

    I've done that on the train -- not shit -- but after the wife fed me healthy salads for lunch, let a nasty smogger go then look around at the people next to me all offended, like WTF??? was that YOU, you fucking pig?

    It sets them all off, everyone looking at everyone else like the other person just shit himself.

    LMFAO

    Good times, man, good times.

    Posted Dec-1-2010 By 
    michael567 (1926.70)

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  • I've had that happen one too many times. In the car, in the woods, at the inlaws house in the basement watching football, etc....

    In order to prempt an accident, I have had to pull over on the side of the road several times, and after a vain search for something to use as toilet paper (ie: fast food napkins, old socks or jersey gloves, sheets of paper out of the owners manual, etc...) I have had to sacrifice several decent pairs of underwear. They work pretty well as toilet paper.

    So i More..

    Posted Dec-1-2010 By 
    dirtbiker201 (1447.48)  

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