Do you follow proper mens room etiquette? Did you know there was such a thing? Do you care if there's such a thing? Would you use it if you knew what it was? Would you insist that other people use it even if you don't? Have you ever even been in a mens restroom? Have you ever been to a restroom at Disneyland? Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Would you rather be doing something else right now besides reading this?