How can you have your head up your ass and still manage to shove your foot in your mouth? Easy...just ask FoxNews contributing contortionist, Michelle Malkin. She makes it look effortless.

In an effort to slip in a snarky jab at Obama voters this weekend, Malkin grossly overstepped the velvet rope of intellectual reason and ended up looking like an elitist twit.... or to put it another way, she was just being her usual self.

Malkin's closing comments ended up not only underscoring the enormous disconnection between multi-millionaire candidate Romney and the average voter.... but she also managed to portray Obama supporters as the average working-class Joe. The fact that she makes the comment with such utter disgust and contempt for people who have spent their lives "signing the backs of paychecks" was just the icing on the cake.

Personally, I find great humor and irony in her eye-rolling disdain for working-class Americans.... nothing quite like elitist condescension from someone so hard-working as a blogger/FoxNews contributor. Not to mention the fact she signs the back of her FoxNews paycheck just like everyone else.

And yes.... I did mess with her voice. I had to bring her shrill, high-pitched shrieking down into the range of human hearing. The fact that it exaggerates the sneering, condescending way she speaks is just an unexpected bonus.


-EventHorizon2012