Russia has been working hard to spread peace and love all over Georgia in recent days. Crack military Peace units have been hard at work in the tiny country de-westernising it and converting all structures to farmland. Russian Military leaders say they are not sure how long this process will take but they will not leave until it has been completed. Russia claims they are only trying to protect the 30,000 Russian citizens in the region that feel threatened.
Meanwhile Poland has just signed a missile treaty with the United States, unknowingly qualifying it for a 'full 100%' Peace treatment from Russia as well!
Russia's generosity knows no bounds, Russia will it claims spread peace and concern all over Poland at no charge, and convert thousands of square kilometres of useless housing areas to fertile farmland, all for the benefit of the Polish people.
When prompted by reporters, Russian leaders said they would extend this once in a lifetime offer to any other ex-soviet country that fell off the straight and narrow and got into bed with the evil west.