eBay Item number: 300143717822

Seller: spindoctor1515

Description :

ANATOMICALLY CORRECT *organic* EGGPLANT! Looks like QUAGMIRE'S FACE! (from FAMILY GUY)... or does it?! YOU be the judge...

I found this at a California Farmer's Market in West Los Angeles, it's a fresh organic Italian eggplant. This is a real live edible Eggplant that has a... well... unique shape. As a huge famiy guy fan, I couldn't help but see the relation to Quagmire's face. It may also be something else that Quagmire's interested in though. When I said to my wife that it looked like Quagmire's face, she said "honey, that's not a face." You have to judge for yourself!

The winner of this auction will receive this eggplant in a carefully cushioned box by Express Mail only (it's perishable after all). Currently it's being refrigerated and is nice and firm, NO SIGNS of SOFTness!

Here are some great things you can do with this Eggplant:

* Use it as a decorative centerpiece on that next party platter! It's a great conversation starter! Plus it looks like Quagmire's face "heh, heh, allllllright..."
* Having a bris? Any respectable mohel would get a kick out of this on the cutting table!
* Plant it amongst your favorite bushes, and allow its seed to sow your garden. You'll certainly achieve the fruits of your labor
* Eat it! It's a real, edible, organic, and delicious eggplant! Heck, if this auction doesn't sell, I'm going to eat it!

Conditions: Buyer accepts eggplant as-is. I make no guarantees of freshness or of specific arrival condition. Since this is a perishable item, it will be shipped Express Mail only (shipping price is $24.50 per USPS website for 3 lb box). I will ship in good condition, and once it leaves my house, all bets are off! Since this is a firm, fresh eggplant, it should survive the 1-day journey. There are no returns. There are no refunds. PAYPAL ONLY, this is the quickest way to get the auction details wrapped up and get this eggplant shipped Express Mail!

All-in-all, this is probably the most amazing eggplant I've ever seen! It's no Virgin Mary grilled cheese (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6511148/) and I don't purport to make $28,000, but please bid with confidence! This is the coolest eggplant EVER!!!!!


Starting bid: US $20.00
Ended: Aug-21-07 19:03:14 PDT
Shipping costs:
US $24.50
US Postal Service Express Mail®
Service to United States
Ships to: United States
Item location: Los Angeles, California, United States
History: 0 bids