Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide. Let's have a look at the evidence:

No Christmas - No television - No nude women - No football - No pork chops -
No hotdogs - No burgers - No beer - No bacon - Rags for clothes - Towels for
hats - Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower - More than one wife -
More than one mother in law - You can't shave - Your wife can't shave - You
can't wash off the smell of donkey - You wipe your arse with your hand - You
cook over burning camel shit - Your wife is picked by someone else - Your
wife smells worse than your donkey. Then they tell you that "When you
die, it all gets better"?



No shit Sherlock...It's not like it could get much feckin' worse!