Flu Doo (Enjoy!!)

You're eating lunch, you're sick and blue
You wish to be alone it's true
You have the flu, you have to doo
To do a doo is hard to do
If doo you do not want to do
There's something wrong, you feel it too
A problem down there starts to brew
A goey doo, not normal poo
Runs down your leg and in your shoe
This isn't something good to do
Because the doo starts to accrue
Under your feet down in your shoe
It squashes and it squishes too
Between your toes this fluey doo
The smell wafts up, you throw up too
And now there's puke mixed in the doo
That's squishing squashing in your shoe
The colors green, a funny hue
It looks like split pea soup or stew
And though it's true you have the flu
It's no excuse for what you do
This doing doo down in your shoe
This goey, gluey, pukey doo
It smell so bad this goey doo
You hold your nose till you turn blue
You're embarrassment is great it's true
As people scowl and point at you
You feel like you're inside a zoo
With crowds all looking in at you
You say to them "I have the flu"
They're holding noses, running too
Your wish is granted, the crowds all flew
You're all alone------the two of you
You----- and your goey, smelly, pukey,
Runny, squishy, squashy doo!!!